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DUN FUCK wit teh DELEWARE VALY. DUN FUCK WITH PHILY SPROTS. U fuck wit thoes u FUCK WIT TEH 7 0 MOTHERFUCKLEN 1 MOTHERFUCKEL:RRS.

n NOW u fucklen DID IT BIRCHES.

fuckejn TART run on the FEELD get balstid wit a fuckin L:AZER n taht give me n GIL n IDEA:

“YO SAHEPDAWG” sed fucken GIL, sipin a fucken FRESCA

“YO GIL WASUP BRUH WAS ON UR MIND TEL ME” saed fucken SHEPDAWG who PAUST his WEE FITT 4 a fucken MOMMENT

“YO we shuld BLASSS ALL THESS Dumass MOTHERFUCKERS with a MUTHERFUCKLEN LAZZER BRUH”

“YO GIL GUDD IDEA IM TRIED O THIS SHITTTTTT”

SO we tokk out sumadat fucken bigass motherfucken BANK we been stackin RUNIN THIS BLOG GAEM n calt DAVCE MONGOMERY n he gaev us MARK CUBBINS NUMBER n MRAK pached us thru 2 NASSA

NOW U MOTHERFUCKERS r fucken DUN cuz I c ur fucken MUNK<Y MOTHERFUCKEN ASSASES runin on teh FEELD, BRAFFIN ON LADDYS or SNITCHIN 2 ESPN IMA push taht fucklen BIG REDASS KOTHERFUCKLEN BUTON n u aint gun b mor then a fucklen SHITSTANE BRUH 4RELL

so git UR FUCKEN SAHIT STRATE STOP FUCKLEN WITH R PHILY SPROTS MOTHERFUCKLERS WORD 2 TEH RELL KING JAMES BRUH LAKKWOOD 4EVER MOTHERFUCKELRS 4RELL 4RELL 4RELL

TRUMBO OUT

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YO ANDY chill bruh ur boys jus wan CLAP BRAHS UP

mmmmm HEY BABBY u will help me FORGET that IM SAD ABOUT THRESERS BEIN DONE but yo this s a pic of GIL THORPE tklain to JULIE STYMES hahah yes she pretty cool i gess

u will help me TOO METBALLS haha ok HOW YALL DOIN MEYTBALLS guudd ok

yo kepp TWINKIN bebby we LUV U son jus kepp ur CHIN UP andy reed jus a lil old he dont no 2 much bout twunker yet but lissen me n SHEP gon give hima TURTOTRAL bout it nex time he at 701 hq 4 rell praise allah

GOOD MORNIO SPROTING it is i GIl ALAKUM SALYAUKM yal, reddy ta c STARSBURG get CLAOPP THE FUCK UP yeh for RELL well ANYWAY i c sum yall benn HATTIN on ROBEN AMARO n how he TRAD CILFF LEE

this is RUBEN BIGASS BRAIN were he be HISSLIN 247 n alway ON POPINT n he be doin mad SBARMETIC prollems liek how good is PHILP AUMONTE oh yeh RELL FUCKin good cuz his BABIP is LEGIT as TIT

but lissen SPRTO FANS me n SDHEP luv CILDD n u n this BT HE GON now n he aint in teh RED B WHITE n it jus LIEK SHEp tolt u bout PPAT BURNELL he ur EMENIY now for RELL he tryna CLAPP u up  but u gotta CLAP him up FRITS cuz we prolly gon c OLD CILFF in teh WORD SERES if we aint c SAL FASTANIO”S  BLUJASY. so yeh lets put asied all r EMOTIOS n exmain y this wuz a GOODASS fuckinr TRAD tas gonna be RMEBER ED by our GRANTCHILDE cuz if I EVER get one of tem I prolly nammmin him PHILLIPE AUNMONT THORPE or JC RAMIRE THORE or if it a gril then obviodly LYNN DOLYE THROPE so read on if iu a SPROT FAN who aso a SABRAMETRIXAN Read the rest of this entry »

yo rember ausin fuckin HYATT rite? welllllll SPTTS fans idf ya dont he the dude MY FUCKIN BOY AND BORTHER IN ALLAH told youalls that he a fuckin BOSS an the ACE o f the CEAWATER THRESH PICTCHIN STAFF???

alreddy got a FARNCHISE cuz he good at BUSNESS N MAKIN FUCKIN CAKE lik me n SHEP this dud gonna be a MILINARE shoud prolly bu a few fuckin BRUGER KINGES cuz peeple liuve tat SHIT n teh 7MOTERFUCKIN1 aint no diffrent SON

well yeh okay now u prolly rembver well gess W AT HE STILL A BOSS SON no joke that why he HRADESTCORES. yeh those assholes the motherfckni FORT MYER MIRACLES thout they gettin to my boy HYATT but gess wat HE TREW SEVEN SHOUTOUT INNINGS to improve to a RECOD OF 11 an FIVE  and also to

bring his VORP TO like i dunno round 18 wich is petty god FOR A MINER LEGUER AT LESTS but to mak it a nic even number les say hs VORP IS TWENETY. and oh yeh he fielded a cuplle balls real ncie so his UILTMATE SOZONE RATIN prolly like an even THOUSANT. but that aint the BEST wanna hear wat it is okaya here it FUCKIN IS MY BEAUTIFUL BLACK BORHTERS AND SISTERS a scroless EIGHT was throwen by DERRICK LOOP

lokkion GOOD LOOP but why ya got LALL them WORDS AND BABSELLS ON UR FACE

and he got a HOLD aka a fuckin TIGHT STAT it lik the HOMERUN OF SETUP MEN SON  and why is tat great cuz in lik 2 or 3 yers NATE BUMP gonna be the ACE OF PHILY and DERRICK LOOP  gon be the closER wit lik 5MILION SAVES {RAISE ALLAH AND FUCK BITCHE AND GET SAVES SON AND HOLDS TOO CUZ THEY LEGIT

YO WHATS UP SPROTSFANS its the SHEPDAWG hear n i wna tell u guys al about the GOOD SHIT hapenin on the fuckin FARM BABY i hope ur all havin as GOOD FUCKIN FRIDAY n here leme start from the single n go all teh way to the fuckin TRIPLE

THE FUCKIN BLUECLAWS bet the SHIT outa WEST VIRGIENA las nite 8-2 they score 4 runs in the 1st n dint look back JON VILAR n VALLE HIT A HR n so did ANT HEWIT shit was fuckin TITE SON n the best part is HICKORY LOST LAST NITE so the BLUECLAWS r tied for 1st fuckin PLACE THATS GOOD YES. BUT CHECK IT OUT SPROTSFANS if u wana get the REAL fuckin SCOPP on the BLUCLAWS u gota check out me n GILS BOY JAY BALLZ FROM PHOULBALLZ.COM hes there beat writer n shit its fuckiin swett. THe BLUECLAWS PLAY 2NTIE they got FIRDAY n SATRUEDYA gams aginst WEST VIGRINE in WV so no home games this wekkend too bad.

THRESHERS RUNIN SHIT DOWN FLARDA n dont fuckin forgte it EVER frits of all ANTHONY GOSE got PHILIES MINER LEGUE PLEYR OF THE WEKK this wek n now they got the FLARDA LEGUE ALLSTAR BREAK but it aint a BREK for MOST of the fuckin THRESHERS u wana no why or u wna guess well to fuckin LATE cuz IMA TELL U SEE 4 THRAHSERS ARE ALLSTARS MOTHERFUCKAR YES IT TRU But not only taht gues who comin to CLEARTWATER PARK on JUNE 17th only 1 of the BEST BANDS U EVER HERD OF so take that motherfucikn shit to the motherfuckin SHIT BANK n cash it in for some fuckin GOLD DIAREA BULLYON

n spend it on some fuckin BLANK CDS n BOOTLEG THAT SHIT SO ME N GILL CAN HEAR IT LIKE WERE THERE ok THANKS

RPHILS AT HOME THIS WEKEND Read the rest of this entry »

yoooooooo SPROTS fans its your boy GIL who yall doin IM DOING GOOD got DURNK with some of my fuckin OLD BUDDIES at THE HERSEY SHORE but yo we was tryin to FUKC some of those BROADS from that MTV SHOW THE JESREY SHORE but couldnt find any of em oh well that aint EVEN IMPROTANT cuz whats relly IMPROTNTR in sprots is gettin THEM RINGS but also another fuckin great ACCOMPLSIHEMNT is gettion tonti THE ALL STAR GAME>

BE THERE SPROTS FANS youll tell your FUCKING GRANDKIDS ABOUT THIS SHIT

and thTs what IM HERE to tell ya about PSOTS fans cuz guess what thanks to you and me THE SPWROTS fans thT is, four of your FAVORITE CLEARWATER THRESHERS in are oin therte for the FORTYNINTH AANUAL (no i dint say ANAL HAHAHAHA hatd be sweet tho ccuz who aint tried TO DOT THAT BEFORE) FLORIDA STATE LEAGUE ALL STRA GAME> and yo introducin the dudes who made it first of all CODY OVERBECK thuis dudes legit okays thrid base and the MOTHERFUCKERS already got ELEV  hoime runs and 59 hits and plays likem MICHAEL JACK SCHMIDT AT THE HOT CRONER Read the rest of this entry »

yo what up i was thinkin  today while drivin my fuckin MONSTER TRUCK that i aint rapt at ya about some fuckin minor legue BABSELL and you know what the PHILY temas aint playin so hot ecsept for the THRESHERS 1st place NORTH DIVISON BABY. BUT the others aint havin too good records but besides the recoirds theres alot of real fuckin GOOD NEWS and since SHEPDAWG is all about SLIVER LINNINGS check that shit out plus some PHILIES are poppin up too.

if this isnt our brian schnider if fuckin SHOULD BE lookit that fuckin FISH

MOST IMPORTATN FIRTS OF ALL fuckin BRIAN SCHNIDER is doin a rehab srtat in LEHIGH VALEY tonight because he HURT hisself a littel while back his ACILLES. But hell be playin i duno how many innings iff a full game or what if I can find out you can check it out here later.
LAKWOOD BLUECLAWS cleaned up on Read the rest of this entry »

You can’t believe our ufcikn LUCK today, with all kinds of BIG sprots and LITTLE SPROTS all goin on right NOW all through the NIGHT> Some of these shits is already FINISHED and GUESS WHAT – ALL OF OUR TEAMS WON BABY YEHA

BIPP! Riversharks 3, BRanstromers 2

BIPP! R-Phils 3, AKron 2

BIPP! IroonPigs 3, Gwinnett Braves 1

AND SO FAR The other minor league teams are SCHOOLIN these mother fuckars the THRESHERS UP 4-2 on FORT MYERS in the 2nd and LAWKEWOOD is detroyin GREENSBORO A FUCKIN GAIN 8-ZIP in the 7th and you CAN LISTEN TO THE GAMES RIGHT NOW If you click the team links on the left side there.

But the real reason I need another fuckin TEEVEE

THIS is what the 701 HQ will LOOK LIKE wonce ME and GIL start makin BANK with this fuckin BLOG

is because for some STUPIDASS REASON ESPN thinks people want to see The BREWERS get ASS-FISTED diuring PRIMETIME while oral hershiser describes the BLOODY ORGY sduring the FUCKIN SIMPSONS wake UP JACKASS nobody gives a FUCK about the NL CENTRAL the Phillies game should be fuckin OVER right now and I should just be watchin the fuckin PHILADELPHIA FUCKIN FLYERS and fully focusin onn the HABS gettin FUCKED the FUCK up.

Godo thing in aint fuckin LACROSSE SEASZOSN cuz I’d be SHIT O.F>L.

Oh and you should probably know that JIMMY ROLINS is comin back a buncha people seen him at ORANGE JULIUS or swomething at the airport today FUCK YEAH CANT WAIT TO SEE the J ROLLIN again!

TRUMBO OUT

The Phillies picked this guy Austin Hyatt

I googles pictures of Austin Hyatt and I found a picture of the Hyatt in Austin so I guess google doesnt think he's a BOSS yet since they just got this fuckin hotel there

\in the 15th round or some shit like that and he’s throwing for the Clearwater Threshers in the gulf cosat league and right now so far he’s 6-1. Last night he struck out FOURTEEN MOTHERFUCKERS on the Jupiter Hammerheads. And how come minor league teams get it and mlb teams don’t? aall kinds of sharks and cougars and tough shit like that but what the fuck’s an ASTRO and what’s scary about a fucking BREWER? Jim Brewer should be theyr fuckin MASCOT that fuckin hippie. Anuywa these fuckin Threshers are 21-10 so far did you know that? And this fucking Austin Hyatt threw 8 innings of 1 hit ball WHILE STRICKNG AOUT FOURTNEE MOTHERUFCKERS! It’sx like low a ball or something and he’s getting by withn fastbvall-changeup but still. i dont know any of his vorps or babips or any of the faggoty shit Gil likes to studyyoull hafte as him about it but I think this fool ready for Reading in a year probly.