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DUN FUCK wit teh DELEWARE VALY. DUN FUCK WITH PHILY SPROTS. U fuck wit thoes u FUCK WIT TEH 7 0 MOTHERFUCKLEN 1 MOTHERFUCKEL:RRS.

n NOW u fucklen DID IT BIRCHES.

fuckejn TART run on the FEELD get balstid wit a fuckin L:AZER n taht give me n GIL n IDEA:

“YO SAHEPDAWG” sed fucken GIL, sipin a fucken FRESCA

“YO GIL WASUP BRUH WAS ON UR MIND TEL ME” saed fucken SHEPDAWG who PAUST his WEE FITT 4 a fucken MOMMENT

“YO we shuld BLASSS ALL THESS Dumass MOTHERFUCKERS with a MUTHERFUCKLEN LAZZER BRUH”

“YO GIL GUDD IDEA IM TRIED O THIS SHITTTTTT”

SO we tokk out sumadat fucken bigass motherfucken BANK we been stackin RUNIN THIS BLOG GAEM n calt DAVCE MONGOMERY n he gaev us MARK CUBBINS NUMBER n MRAK pached us thru 2 NASSA

NOW U MOTHERFUCKERS r fucken DUN cuz I c ur fucken MUNK<Y MOTHERFUCKEN ASSASES runin on teh FEELD, BRAFFIN ON LADDYS or SNITCHIN 2 ESPN IMA push taht fucklen BIG REDASS KOTHERFUCKLEN BUTON n u aint gun b mor then a fucklen SHITSTANE BRUH 4RELL

so git UR FUCKEN SAHIT STRATE STOP FUCKLEN WITH R PHILY SPROTS MOTHERFUCKLERS WORD 2 TEH RELL KING JAMES BRUH LAKKWOOD 4EVER MOTHERFUCKELRS 4RELL 4RELL 4RELL

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YOOOOOOO SPROTS FANS how about them PHILES wait wat WHO ARE THE PHILES U ASK well FUCK U THEN y u on me n SHEPS BLOG if u aint no thhe PHILES FUCK U SON okay. but did u HER BOUt mke fuckin SISQO gess wat HE THREW A FUCKIN ONE HIT SHOUTOUT for the RPHILS yesserday for the RPHILD over ther in REDDING akkak BABSELL HEAVEN.

YO BRAH rember the THONG SOG dude sing it THONG THON THING THONGTHONG THONG STON i wanna c LADDI in THONG hahahah dude

at 1 PONT he retire 25 in a row so yeh ALMOST A PREFCT GAM u gon be liek DOC HALLDAY SON 4 RELL cant wait to be in COPPERTOWN for ur HALL OF FAM INDUCTON brH u the TIT SISQO. spekkin of ASS SISQO like the ass cuz he lieks THONG n if u see a GRIL IN ATHONG u can c her AS too n thats rell fuckin COOLL BRUHS no jok.  but yeh dud rember he be singin that SHIT it liek THONG THONG THOG letn me seee ur THOOOOOOOOONNNGGN all nite long THON SONG THONG. yeh dude tht wuz the TITS or the ASS hahaha get it no fuckin PUN INTENTED. but yeh thas wat it gon be liek in the AFFLIFE 4 me n SHEP so wat up ALLAH kepp those BIRCHES WARM for the SHEPDAG N GIL n al PRAISR IS DUE TO U n mike siqo did this SIT in ur honor BRUH one LUV

YOOO SPROT FASN it erly on a WENDAY or THURDAY mornio i cant rembner which BUT EITER WAY it aint SATUDAY so mebbe u bumm OYUT or sum shit so hers an INSPIRTASIONAL PSOT FOR YE. u prolly herd of TAGG BOZEG  he a RPHIL so u no he aweome

yo this BOZZED jus the otter day n our fuckin BOY KRAEER tokk this swettasshot yeh I NO it liek NORMAN RCKWWELL CAM BACK FORM THE DEAD well yeh redd more of this PSOT to n we got a LINK to his TWINKER n tell him he a good PHOTOMAN for RELL

BUT YO APPRENTLY THERE MORE REASON HE the tTIT n THE SHIT n aslo teh FUCKIN MAN N A BOSS :

– HE from SOUT DAKOITA wich is prety furcin CLOSE to NORTH DAKOTO wihihch is EXACLY WERE phil fuckin LEGNEND CHRIOS COSTE comm from u no ony the sam FUCKIN BALLER who they nammed the GLUF COSTE LEGE AFFER?

-even in COLEGIO he be CLAPPIN UP THE METS for rell cuz lissen way BACK in 99 he got the TRIPE CORWN wen he at SAN FRANCO STATE n gess who he got TEN MOIRE FUCKIN HOIMERS then yeh thas RITE jason PIECE OF CATSHIT bay Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROTSFANS jus got bafck from makkin SAMWICHES n cnt wate 2 tel u how fuckin HAP{Y TEH SHEPDAWG IS U NO Y I DUN EVEN HAF 2 TEL U ROY OSWALT MOTHERFUCKARS n YEA i dun even haf 2 say he real GOOD CUZ WE ALREDY SQED IT IN FUCKIN MAY so that dont even nedd to be dsed rite. n i dun haf 2 tel u how we luv JONATEAN VILAR NETHER CUXZZ WE ALREDY SED TAHT 2 RITE

HAP wuz ok 2 i gues but i duno i gues u culd jus say SHEPDAWG WASNT FELLIN IT wit taht guy

n hap lookin corny as FUCK rite i duno f i wana guy liek taht aroudn

anywya  RUBEN BIG MORTHERTFUCKIN BRANE GENSUIUS ENSTIEN MOTHERFUCKAR AMARO did teh rite thin he got ridda fuckin CAPTIN CORNY up there n gaev sum good doods  n was liek YO gime some fuckin CASH n ur BEST FUCKIN PITCHER TOO n ED fuckin DUMASS RETART WADE wuz liek YEAH SURE n there u have it TRUMBO APROEVS OF THIS n heres teh best apart check it

FRESH IS TEH BEST are boy ROY PRAT 2 NO HOW 2 GET IT DUN SON

me n GIL were at the fuckin RPHILS gmaze on SUNDAY it was fuckin SWETTT the RHPILS down 4-0 come back n fuckin WON IT 7 to 5 fuckin JA HAPP looked GOOD b ut had some probems in the 3rd n dint finish but TAG BOZEED knockt the FUCK outa the fuckin BALll n it was hot as FUCK TOO but mosly I WANTed to tldel u how this was SHEPDAWGS first trip to BABSELLTON n i wana fuckin MOVRE HERR cuz its fuckin HARDEST CORE AS FUCK CHECK THIS SHIT OUT

they gota put this fuckin szhit over the fuckin ENTRYWAY SO EVRYONE CNA SEE IT not just a few dudes with there DICKS OUTY

so there u go fuckin REDDING GOT THE PHILSOFY SHEP n GIL LIKE TO SEE but they got the fuckin STYEL TOO MOTHERFUCKARS CHECK IT

this fuckin kid dont give a FUCK man u never gon see SHEPDAWG with taht harcut but itsw fuckin HARD CORE inits own fuckin WAY

n besides the fuckin HARD CORE BABSELL ACTON they got fuckin enterTAINMENT SHIT YEA

i dont evn HAVE to say a fuckin WORD HERE DO I NO I DONT

n yo the fuckin BEST THING about BABSELZLTON USA is the fuckin BROADS SON CHECK THIS SHIT OUT Read the rest of this entry »

YO WHATS UP SPROTSFANS its the SHEPDAWG hear n i wna tell u guys al about the GOOD SHIT hapenin on the fuckin FARM BABY i hope ur all havin as GOOD FUCKIN FRIDAY n here leme start from the single n go all teh way to the fuckin TRIPLE

THE FUCKIN BLUECLAWS bet the SHIT outa WEST VIRGIENA las nite 8-2 they score 4 runs in the 1st n dint look back JON VILAR n VALLE HIT A HR n so did ANT HEWIT shit was fuckin TITE SON n the best part is HICKORY LOST LAST NITE so the BLUECLAWS r tied for 1st fuckin PLACE THATS GOOD YES. BUT CHECK IT OUT SPROTSFANS if u wana get the REAL fuckin SCOPP on the BLUCLAWS u gota check out me n GILS BOY JAY BALLZ FROM PHOULBALLZ.COM hes there beat writer n shit its fuckiin swett. THe BLUECLAWS PLAY 2NTIE they got FIRDAY n SATRUEDYA gams aginst WEST VIGRINE in WV so no home games this wekkend too bad.

THRESHERS RUNIN SHIT DOWN FLARDA n dont fuckin forgte it EVER frits of all ANTHONY GOSE got PHILIES MINER LEGUE PLEYR OF THE WEKK this wek n now they got the FLARDA LEGUE ALLSTAR BREAK but it aint a BREK for MOST of the fuckin THRESHERS u wana no why or u wna guess well to fuckin LATE cuz IMA TELL U SEE 4 THRAHSERS ARE ALLSTARS MOTHERFUCKAR YES IT TRU But not only taht gues who comin to CLEARTWATER PARK on JUNE 17th only 1 of the BEST BANDS U EVER HERD OF so take that motherfucikn shit to the motherfuckin SHIT BANK n cash it in for some fuckin GOLD DIAREA BULLYON

n spend it on some fuckin BLANK CDS n BOOTLEG THAT SHIT SO ME N GILL CAN HEAR IT LIKE WERE THERE ok THANKS

RPHILS AT HOME THIS WEKEND Read the rest of this entry »

FOOD EVVVVVVVEEEEEENIIIINGGGG SPROTS FANS AND you kow what THAT STAEMENT IS FUCKING A RIGHT> cuz guess what MOTHERCUFKING RECORDS that may neve EVER bw broeken were set in READing  last night by DREW NAYLOR AND DOMONIC BROWN.

YEAH BRAH you sit in that FUkin DUGOUT with PRIDWE cuz you JUST THREW A SHUTOT

yo so listeb up guys MY MOMS just made me SOME SWEET FUCIN paasta for DIN_DIN so now IM FULLY ready to rock out with my PHILLY SPROT LOVIN cock out ALRIGHT here it gies: this fuckin guty DREW NAY>OOR aint evenm drafted dudes te PHIKS signed him as an UNDARTED FREE AGENT way back in 04 beffoe lots of people even seeN HOW GOOD the GIGHTIN PHILS ARE. who knows why  cuz yo heres GILS tHEROY for what its fuckin worth DUDE IS FROM AUSTAIRTLIA Read the rest of this entry »

yo what up i was thinkin  today while drivin my fuckin MONSTER TRUCK that i aint rapt at ya about some fuckin minor legue BABSELL and you know what the PHILY temas aint playin so hot ecsept for the THRESHERS 1st place NORTH DIVISON BABY. BUT the others aint havin too good records but besides the recoirds theres alot of real fuckin GOOD NEWS and since SHEPDAWG is all about SLIVER LINNINGS check that shit out plus some PHILIES are poppin up too.

if this isnt our brian schnider if fuckin SHOULD BE lookit that fuckin FISH

MOST IMPORTATN FIRTS OF ALL fuckin BRIAN SCHNIDER is doin a rehab srtat in LEHIGH VALEY tonight because he HURT hisself a littel while back his ACILLES. But hell be playin i duno how many innings iff a full game or what if I can find out you can check it out here later.
LAKWOOD BLUECLAWS cleaned up on Read the rest of this entry »

You can’t believe our ufcikn LUCK today, with all kinds of BIG sprots and LITTLE SPROTS all goin on right NOW all through the NIGHT> Some of these shits is already FINISHED and GUESS WHAT – ALL OF OUR TEAMS WON BABY YEHA

BIPP! Riversharks 3, BRanstromers 2

BIPP! R-Phils 3, AKron 2

BIPP! IroonPigs 3, Gwinnett Braves 1

AND SO FAR The other minor league teams are SCHOOLIN these mother fuckars the THRESHERS UP 4-2 on FORT MYERS in the 2nd and LAWKEWOOD is detroyin GREENSBORO A FUCKIN GAIN 8-ZIP in the 7th and you CAN LISTEN TO THE GAMES RIGHT NOW If you click the team links on the left side there.

But the real reason I need another fuckin TEEVEE

THIS is what the 701 HQ will LOOK LIKE wonce ME and GIL start makin BANK with this fuckin BLOG

is because for some STUPIDASS REASON ESPN thinks people want to see The BREWERS get ASS-FISTED diuring PRIMETIME while oral hershiser describes the BLOODY ORGY sduring the FUCKIN SIMPSONS wake UP JACKASS nobody gives a FUCK about the NL CENTRAL the Phillies game should be fuckin OVER right now and I should just be watchin the fuckin PHILADELPHIA FUCKIN FLYERS and fully focusin onn the HABS gettin FUCKED the FUCK up.

Godo thing in aint fuckin LACROSSE SEASZOSN cuz I’d be SHIT O.F>L.

Oh and you should probably know that JIMMY ROLINS is comin back a buncha people seen him at ORANGE JULIUS or swomething at the airport today FUCK YEAH CANT WAIT TO SEE the J ROLLIN again!

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YOOOOOOOOOOO SPROTS FANS Just got back from fucking celebratin the FLYERS MOTHERFUCKER AND you know that GIL DRANk A FEW FUCKING brews and got fucking STUPID. ANYWAYS I know you’re all fucking PUMPED THE FUCK UP like me and shep are and youre probbaly like WHY YOU WANNA TA:KK ABOUT BASEBALL WHEN ITS TIME FOR THE FLYERS TO ROCK OUT with their orange and black fucking ABLLS OUT but honestly this is a PHILLY SPRITS blog not just FLYERS, and you KNOW me and shep love the flyers. SO yeah, MOYER and the PHILS were wearing trhowback jerseys powder blue and were looking fucking RAD, a

THATS A THROWBADK SHIRT

nd its good for MOyer causse hes so fUCKING OLD he probably WOULD LIKE to wear te old jerseys haha get it?> HE pitched pretty good giving up 5 runs but only FOUR of those shits were even EARNED THANKS to som errors. Read the rest of this entry »