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YO SPROTIANOS so rember th fucken PHILY UNINO???

ye

well rember how they were fucken RELL GUDD las yeer but they aint got no1 nammed CHOCH RUIZZ ??

well now they fucken DO

n he scorred liek THREE GOLES in teh EUROPA LEGUE las yeer

ye son FIRST we had fucken 4 ACES n then we had 5 ACES n then we had fucken TWENNY ACES but who wudve fucken ever thougtht wed be so fucken BLESSED n shit as 2 not hav fucken 1 CHORCH but acually 2 CHOCHES 4 RELL cuz we got 1 on teh PHILLES on now 1 on teh fucklen UNINIO 2

CHOCH #1

CHORCH #2

 

SHEP n GIL certanly approve. AINT THAT RITE u marvolos yung GENTLEMENTINOS?? Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT fucken 701 LEVEL got teh SCOOOP as USAUL wit all ur PHILLY SPROT NEWS so fucken chekk it out RITE HERE n lissen if it aint on 701 it prolly AINT FUCKEN TRU

n ther4 CONVERSLY if it is on 701 it IS TRU hahahahahahahah YE:

ok so frist fucken SPROT NEWS ITTEM TADAY: hav u ever seen A BEATIFUL MINTT???

ye

yo it a MOVIE wit RUSTIN CROW n fucken big tit hotass JENIFAR CONNALLY n it all bout how he fucken gudd at MARTH PROBLEMS n how he thikk he got a bunch a fucken GUDDASS PALS who liek in th ARMY n fucken other shit BUT THEN U RELLIZE that they all fucken FAKE

so i lokk at SHEP 1nce teh fucken CREDDITSES start rollin n im liek

“SHIT SON… u thinkkin th THIKNK UP wat im fucken thinkin th THINK UP?”

n shep liek “ye”

n im liek “wate wat u thiknkin???”

n shepdawg liek “THAT teh fucken SIMLARITYS r fucken UNCANNY as TIT HERE bruh…. yo we both fucken GUDD AS FUCK at MATH n shit on r fuckern TI 89 n aslo we got a HOLE LOTTA fucken PALS includdin r fucken PALS in teh ARMED FORCESE”

n then we liek “fuck son”

EXISTENTAL CRISIS CLAP

n it wuz liek jus fucken MILLIN QUESTINOS goin thru r minds liek Read the rest of this entry »

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA     YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaa HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE fuck teh FUCKLEN REDBULL SON hahahaha yes son GO UNINO FUCKIN RITE n fuck u RED BILL cuz we fucklen DRINK MONSTAR anywy n yo CURRNTLY me n shep r develppin a BRAND NEW ENRGY DRINK

701 ENERGY BEVEREGE yes gudd as FUCK n affrodable 2 hahha COMMIN DECEMBER 2010

but thas a fucklen story 4 nuther PSOT but get reddy.

alrite so yeh it wuz fucklen FAN APPRECITION DAY at PPL PRARK n yeh FRED N MICHEL ORZO FURCAL both score 2 CLAP UP those fucken lil BIRCHASS fucken LIMMYS ahahaha yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee n YEH SPEKKIN OF TEH BITISH i aint sure but mebbe DAVID BECKMAN play 4 them i aint sure but if he do FUCK U DAVED BECKAM u thik u hot ashit cuz u stikkin ur fucken DICK in posh SPCIE Read the rest of this entry »

SPROTNIK

DUN FUCK wit teh DELEWARE VALY. DUN FUCK WITH PHILY SPROTS. U fuck wit thoes u FUCK WIT TEH 7 0 MOTHERFUCKLEN 1 MOTHERFUCKEL:RRS.

n NOW u fucklen DID IT BIRCHES.

fuckejn TART run on the FEELD get balstid wit a fuckin L:AZER n taht give me n GIL n IDEA:

“YO SAHEPDAWG” sed fucken GIL, sipin a fucken FRESCA

“YO GIL WASUP BRUH WAS ON UR MIND TEL ME” saed fucken SHEPDAWG who PAUST his WEE FITT 4 a fucken MOMMENT

“YO we shuld BLASSS ALL THESS Dumass MOTHERFUCKERS with a MUTHERFUCKLEN LAZZER BRUH”

“YO GIL GUDD IDEA IM TRIED O THIS SHITTTTTT”

SO we tokk out sumadat fucken bigass motherfucken BANK we been stackin RUNIN THIS BLOG GAEM n calt DAVCE MONGOMERY n he gaev us MARK CUBBINS NUMBER n MRAK pached us thru 2 NASSA

NOW U MOTHERFUCKERS r fucken DUN cuz I c ur fucken MUNK<Y MOTHERFUCKEN ASSASES runin on teh FEELD, BRAFFIN ON LADDYS or SNITCHIN 2 ESPN IMA push taht fucklen BIG REDASS KOTHERFUCKLEN BUTON n u aint gun b mor then a fucklen SHITSTANE BRUH 4RELL

so git UR FUCKEN SAHIT STRATE STOP FUCKLEN WITH R PHILY SPROTS MOTHERFUCKLERS WORD 2 TEH RELL KING JAMES BRUH LAKKWOOD 4EVER MOTHERFUCKELRS 4RELL 4RELL 4RELL

TRUMBO OUT

YO SPROTSTERS this is fuckin BULLSHIG. u NO THE UNINO shdudd won yesserday but the fuckin SHITBIRCH san joes EEARTHQAKE fuckin suck a DICK so they fuckin won yes this is fuckin BUNK. u no BARD NIGHTON unino golkepper wuz on PONT but fuckin CHRIOS WONDELICK or sum otther shitass scroed somehow SO FUCK HIM.

yo sorry SAN JOSE this is wat HAPEN wen u fiuck wit UNINO so blam ur fuckin SHIT SOCCER TEME not us or ALLAH

u no wat UNINO dont fell SAD or nuthin cuz lissen WE INVITTIN U ALL OVER ta 701 HQ cuz gess wat???? ok u reddy 4 teh GUDDASS NEWS? ok here it is. LATRA FDLYNE BOYLE is still her n  she still DTF SON 4 fuckin RELL n hahaha yes THAT NOT ALL! gess who the fuck ELSE IS AT HQ: yeh thas rite LINDA FIORENTINNO hahah YEH SON n yo she sed she olny FUCK RELL GUDD SOCCER PLYERS n rell gudd BLOGERS haha n gesss wat PHILEY HAS BOTH OF THEMS the fuckin INION n teh 701 LEVEL YES>

haha yes MORE SEX yes

n wat u WORRID bout them SAN JOSEY EATHQUAKE still?? haha welll u no that the 701 got FRENDS in hi fuckin PLACES yeh son we runnin this shite liek DAVE MUNTGUMRY n we jus called in a fucknn FAVOR from teh highest PLASE:: yes we calld on ALMITY ALLAH. n so yeh dont be 2 surpised   wen u find out SAN JOSE got CLAPP CLAPPED by a rell fuckin bigass EATHQUAKE hahahaha YES 4 rell.  they gon get CLAPT UP n die allso. ok PEACE LETS FUCK SUM MEN IN BALCK BIRCHES n aslo priase the SHIT outta ALLAH all nitw long YES YES SPROT FANS YES hjahhaa

ALAKUM SALAYKUM SPROTS FAN it is is GIL ONCE AGIN COMIN at ya STRATE OUT THE MOTERFUCKION DELWARAE FUCKIN VALLEY SON n u fuckin NO THIS. but lissen im bout sick n tire of DALLS. cuz the cowBOIYS ARE GYASS MOTHERFURKERS obvi and gess wat SO THE FC DALLAD. cuz ur fave SOCER TEM or i gess FOOTBALL if ur a fuckin UROPEAN OR SUM SHIT THE UNINO got beat btu it wasty not even THEIR FAUT BRAHS NOW LISSEN. affer ALEXJANDRO MOREN scored a gola to put the UNOIN up so they FELLIN GOOD BOUT THEYSELFS lik they got MAD SWAG liek if u just ZZZGZOT sum swetass HEAD in teh TARGET BARTHROOM or sumthin but yo how THIS FOR A MEONENTUM KILLER the bitchassREF giv a red card ot my BOY teh stand in KEEPPER BARD KNITHON cuz sum bitch named BREK SHEA couldnt tak a hitnwell FUCK TAHT GUY lil bitch man go back to fucrkin JOLLY OL ENGLND n eat sum TEA AND KRUMPETS ANFD KRIMPET AND GO BANG camilla parkeer BOWLES oh wait a FUCKIN MINUTE me n shep and PRINCHRLES alreddy tapped TAHT so u can get SLOPPUY FORTH BITCH. but oh yeh one more thin u no how SBAREMETERICIANS lik OLD GIL n BOB JAMES lik to tlak bout PRAK AFFECTS well yeh they got taht IN SOCCER 2 cuz how u gon play good whe u playoin in  A PLACE CALLED PIZZZA HUT PRAK

mmmmmmm BABBY thas sexy who wann eat sum ALL U CAN FUCKIN EAT PIZZE HUT well gll do shep do n SO DO THE FUCKIN UNION SON CUZ THEY mericans Wwho lik to eat PIZXA HUT AND FUCK BROADS brah

wen the WHOLE FUCKIN TIME u be thinkin bout sum STUFFED CRUST wit da MEAT LUVER TOPPINGS (hehe lik the lDALADDIES like the meat like DICK get it hehehehe) n u dayDREMMIN bouy taht DELCIOUS fuckin ITAIIAN TREAT  (alrite das one thing u erupeans did gOOD u invented LITTE CASERS AND PIZZER HUT AND DOMINO n PAFA JOHN and good bredsticks n shit) but u cant WIN UNDRE THOS conditios so u cant bet the COMMINSIOR OF SOCCER is about to get CALT UP and CLAPPED UPv strate outta the 701 HQ BABBY PRAISE ALLAH

yo SPROTS FAS liste n up it ur by GIL here cant talk long I GOTTA GO TSKE CARE OF SOM SHIT MAYBR GO TO THE DMV CUZ MY LICRNSE EXPIRED btu i wanted to update u guys on sum shit cuz I KNOW that when you TRUE DIHARD PHILE SPROT FANS need sprotin news u coem to 701 AS YOU FUCKING SHOULD CUZ :THIS SHIT AINT NO JOK>

cmon BRAHS the goal is to WIN THIS SHIT

but listen rembe r how the phils lost 2-0 last nite WELL SO DID THE FUCKING UNINO and iT WAS THEIR LAST MATCH B$ the break for da WOLD CUP. that bitchass KEI KAMARA scroed for KC in the ninth fuckin minnute so yeah you neew shit WAS ROUGH from the getgo. score d again in one of the mintues of the THITRTIES but listen i know what you sayin how the UNION NOT COME BACK cuz those fuckin BOYS AINT EVER GIVEN UP and I say to you yeah i know but lissen it iaint cuz they lack HERAT its cuz fuckin OROZCO FISCAL got a REED CARD for a hard takle but u know all that tells me is THAT FICSAL HARDCROE AS A MOTERFUCKRE Read the rest of this entry »

what teh FUCK UNION im tryna get into SOCCOR givin it my besst fuckin shot n then u take a fuckin WEKK OFF fuckin LAME jkjjkjk i no u guys get tired cuz the fields fuckin HUGE n im prety sure u guys just run aorund the hole time wihtout fuckin STOPOPIN n me n GIL RESPECT THAT SHIT its fuckin HARD CORE plus did u SPROTSFANS no the fuckin UNION had ALL there games on nthe RODE except for TWO n that shit gotta where u the FUCK OUT u NO the UNION is HARDEST CORE n its gona be HOT AS FUCK cuz its almost JUNE n there nin fuckin TEXAS

yo this is kinda like how UNION PARTIES are at the 7-0-1 HQ cept at a 701 party it just SHEP GIL n a HOLE LOTTA FINE ASS LADIES

but yo so these fuckin gusy need to WAKE UP a lil bit they got like 6 goa,s in the last 5 games or Read the rest of this entry »

yo this fuckin guy got your boy SHEP fuckin FIRED UP THIS MORNING i wa sreadin my SPROTS NEWS like i do every dya and i seejn this articl from YESTERDYS in PHILY>COM about this guy ROBERT PRIES who was talkin SHIT about the best CITTY IN the WORLD: PHILY. and this fuckin DICK never evn BEEN HERE.

he said somethin like he want to kepp playin SOCCER but he wana do it in a BEAUTIFUL CITYY if he cant hell retire.

what the fuck do you call THIS THEN you fuckinDICK

GUESS WHAT MOTHERFUCKAR SPAINE didnt fuckin wana pay your ass and NOW ther no way you gona get paid by MLS EITHER its calld SINGLE ENTITTY SUCK ON THAT so you miht as well pack up and go the FUCK back to REIMS with your fuckin FAMILY and fuckin ROT. besides you used to play for the fuckin METZ and we already got BRIAN SCHNIEDR thats enough. RETIRE you fuckin SLAPDICK

and FUCK BRUNO GUARDA TOO GUY GOT OFF LIGHT.

The Union didnt get off to  a veyr good start thisb year so far but a seaswon lasts like 8 months so its still early yet but they have only won liek 1 game agaih st DC UNITED a month ago and were 1-5 UNTIL THIS AFTERNOON BABY. THis kid Danny Mwanga got picked by bthe Union FIRST OVERALL this year and hes only 18 years old, comes in and kicks a 90FOOTER with secodns l;eft in the game to tie it up 1-1 and kepp the UNION FROM  LOSING NUMBER SIX. So I was like WHO THE FUCK IS DANNY MWAGNA IM CURIOUS cuz like I daisd before I dont know really anything about SOCCR so I googled him because ive found when you GOOGLE STUFF you acn LEARN ABOUT WHAT YOU GOOGLE and thats TIGHT. So I found out that DANNY MWANGW was born in ZAIRE but hes CONOGLESE and his dad was an advicert o soje dicktorat frokm the CONGO named MOBUTU and Im like ZOOLANDERS a TRUE STORY DAMN I didnt kn ow that!

MOBUTU SESE SEKO pictures with his dog ajd his friend or somnething I dont kn ow who that is but he doesnt know thyat LATTES MAKE THE MAN FARTY AND BLOATED

ANyway I looked at PHILLYDOTCOM too and saw that this guy must be real awesome because he overcame alot of adversityli ke he lost his father when nhe was real young and hes only ONE FOOT NIJNE INCHES TALL and 79 POUNDS and still was ALLAMERICASJN and a aweosme college soCORE PLAYER

Something else I saw that was pretty coiklll was that FC DALLLA S has FIVE FUCKIN TIES SO FAR THIS YEAR. What the FUCK is that about>?????