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YO what is jup everone this here VAN HAYES an my boy SHEPDAWG and GIL ax me to write psot for they blog this here the 701 level to celebrex them crossin sevn hundred 1 followers on the TWINK but I told them

YO SON if im do it you gots to RENAME THAT SHT SON so tuday this here psot is on THa 541 LEVEL SON!! LOL. WELCOM!

Well anway I guess we shuld GET TO IT ya know I mene well for tis here PSOT SHEP axed me to write ma 3 best stories abot the times that I played BABSELL with the,m PHILLES, SON.

SOLISTUN up, this bout to get REEL: Read the rest of this entry »

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SPROTNIK

DUN FUCK wit teh DELEWARE VALY. DUN FUCK WITH PHILY SPROTS. U fuck wit thoes u FUCK WIT TEH 7 0 MOTHERFUCKLEN 1 MOTHERFUCKEL:RRS.

n NOW u fucklen DID IT BIRCHES.

fuckejn TART run on the FEELD get balstid wit a fuckin L:AZER n taht give me n GIL n IDEA:

“YO SAHEPDAWG” sed fucken GIL, sipin a fucken FRESCA

“YO GIL WASUP BRUH WAS ON UR MIND TEL ME” saed fucken SHEPDAWG who PAUST his WEE FITT 4 a fucken MOMMENT

“YO we shuld BLASSS ALL THESS Dumass MOTHERFUCKERS with a MUTHERFUCKLEN LAZZER BRUH”

“YO GIL GUDD IDEA IM TRIED O THIS SHITTTTTT”

SO we tokk out sumadat fucken bigass motherfucken BANK we been stackin RUNIN THIS BLOG GAEM n calt DAVCE MONGOMERY n he gaev us MARK CUBBINS NUMBER n MRAK pached us thru 2 NASSA

NOW U MOTHERFUCKERS r fucken DUN cuz I c ur fucken MUNK<Y MOTHERFUCKEN ASSASES runin on teh FEELD, BRAFFIN ON LADDYS or SNITCHIN 2 ESPN IMA push taht fucklen BIG REDASS KOTHERFUCKLEN BUTON n u aint gun b mor then a fucklen SHITSTANE BRUH 4RELL

so git UR FUCKEN SAHIT STRATE STOP FUCKLEN WITH R PHILY SPROTS MOTHERFUCKLERS WORD 2 TEH RELL KING JAMES BRUH LAKKWOOD 4EVER MOTHERFUCKELRS 4RELL 4RELL 4RELL

TRUMBO OUT

YO SPROT FANS we fgott a HILE LOITTTA NEWS to hit u up wit 2day r u reddy???? GIL SED R U FUCKIN REDDY yes ok here it is. FIRST OFF heres a LIL BIT OF SAD NEWS yes yes uve prolly HERD by now teh BLU CLAWS lost gam 1 to the BIRCHASSN FUCKIN PUSSY FUCKIN SHITDCIK fuckin COCK suckin GRENVILL DRIVE. but yo lissen up TREVER MAY U STILL R BRAH u pirched liek tru PHILEY N LAKWOOD CHAMPON SON n LEANDO CASTRO hit a HOMRUN so they gon get em tamoro U BETTER BELEEV THAT. cuz this a TRU COMBACK STRY son it liek whn the fuckin MANGER AT SUBWAY told shep he was bout to get CLAPT UP 4 givin his BRAH GIL 2 manny free METBALLS n SHEP sed FUCK U WACH THIS n then he madd fuckin METBALN SANWICH n ITALAN HOGIE n HOT DOG N TURKEY HOGIE n also CHIKKEN SANWICH n he madd them so FAST he even madd them faser than a fuckin METBALL SANWICH MAKIN MASHEEN hahahaha YES HE DID BRAHS teh MACHINE BROKE  it was liek that fuckin OLD SORTY bout tht fuckin gy who MADE TRANES RELL GUDD HIS NAME WAS JOHN HENNY.

yo BUT SHEP DINT DIE affer clappin up teh METBALL MAKKIN MACHN he still LIVIN u no THIS cuz he HRADCORE

n that day teh MANGER cried liek a lil BIRCH n quit n SHEEPDAWG was put in CHARGE YES. n thats an EXAMMLE of a COMBACK n that wat MARK PARENT n the BLU CLAWS gon do.

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YO SPROTOS happ fuckin LABER DAY yo n rite here we got a PSOT that a LABER of fuckin LUV haha get it cuz laber day OKAY WAT THE FUCK EVER here th SCOP: the gudd fuckin MOTHERFUCKARS at campbll feld givin away VON HAYES TSHIT this THURDAY. u shud def tryna go get ONE cuz this shit more vallable ten A DIMOND or a billion furkcin DOLLA BILL u gon be a PIPASSPIMP n also a BALLLER n also Big fuckin DICK MCGEE jus liek all ur faves liek fuckin VON HAYES N SHEP N GIL n fuckin all teh other RIVERSHRAKS

yo heres VON bout to get his BIG BALLS sucked on if u aint liek that shit then u aint HRADCORE. also yo if u wan get taht SWETASS LETHER JAVCKET hthen go to CAMPBELL FELD OKAY

liek CHRIOS MALEC if he still THER n if he aint then FUCK TAT BIRCH. but yo PEEP THIS von hayes onc hit not 1 but 2 fuckin HOMRUNS in an INNIO dude the frst INNION mind u so yo did fuckin STEVEN STARSBURG ever do THAT??? no. wanna no y well it aint cuz he a pircher it jjus cuz he aint got HEART nhe a babbyBACKBIRCH so get a VON HEY TSHIT if u aint a BIRCH okay oh yeh n PRAISE ALLAH ur fickin ONNIPOTENCE maeks all gudass TSHIRT possivlre luv u BRUH one luv

yo BRUH they sayed u were 5 for 1 but U WORTH % ummps and you cud KICK THEIR FUCKIN ASSS

yo SPROTS FANAS gil here been A LONG FUCKIN DAY and ive been just fuckin STEWING about this cALL last night that me N MY BOYY SHERP r ALREDY callin the worst CALLL OF THE COCKSUCKIN CENTRURY this shits WORSE THAN JUM JOYCES shit. u no that FUCKING GUY who caled DONAL SAFFE (it aint  DONALDS fAULT son he form PHILY so he just go all OUT and Got SHIT ON LOCK 247)/ but yeah that was just a fuckin LAME DUMBSHIIT game beteen the TIGES AND INDAINS who give a fuck I KNOW ME N SHEP DONT but yo let me gett to it to it the HOMEBASE UMP at the CADMEN RIVERSARTKS game Read the rest of this entry »

YO RENE we thoght u were fuckin HARDCORE PHILY SPROTS GUY u were pkaying for the best ATLTANTIC LEGUE TEAM EVER the CAMDEN RIVERSHARKS but then u went ahed last wekk  nn sined with SCRANTUM/WILKES BARRY n there a fuckin YANKES TEAM maybe me n GIL wil give u the bentifit of the dout bc thaaey used to be a PHILIES tema n maybe u were too busy bein fuckin AWESOMNE to paytaattinetinomn to that busines bulkshit i no we are over her at teh 701HQ.

YO u looked good in RED PINSTRIEPS so whats the fuckin PROBLME HERE

But naywy well give u ur fuckin PROPPS cuz u were HARDCORE PHILY SPROTS GUY last wekk n u gota get urs too maybe u have kids n a fambly but CHECK THIDS OUT SPROTSFANS u no STEVEN STRASSBERG bthe guy who is posed 2 make the NATINALS GOOD n freal hes a GOOD fuckin PICHER well guess what HE LOST A GAMES LAST NTIE PICHIN FOR THE FUCKIN SYracuze CHEEFS n gave up his FRIST EVER HR since he got darfted n gues who hit it

RENE RIVERA THATS WHO

So he still represents PHILIY in a way cuz we made it posibkle foir the YANKES to sign him since they were ,ike YO THE RIVERSHARKS ARE AWESOME so lets send some fuckin SOCUTS doun there n thn the SOCXUTS were like YO RENEE RIVERA IS FUCIKIN GOOD SIGN HIM n they did then he HIT A HR OF ONE OF THE BEST, n it was a LEADOFF HR in the THRID INING n HE LOST TO BY ONE RUN so guess who made it fuckin PSIBLE

RENE RIVERA THATS WHO

SO GOOD JOB RENE but WHAT THE FUCK Ur a YANKE NOW the SHEPDAWG n GIL DONT PLAY THAT SHIT BRO

You can’t believe our ufcikn LUCK today, with all kinds of BIG sprots and LITTLE SPROTS all goin on right NOW all through the NIGHT> Some of these shits is already FINISHED and GUESS WHAT – ALL OF OUR TEAMS WON BABY YEHA

BIPP! Riversharks 3, BRanstromers 2

BIPP! R-Phils 3, AKron 2

BIPP! IroonPigs 3, Gwinnett Braves 1

AND SO FAR The other minor league teams are SCHOOLIN these mother fuckars the THRESHERS UP 4-2 on FORT MYERS in the 2nd and LAWKEWOOD is detroyin GREENSBORO A FUCKIN GAIN 8-ZIP in the 7th and you CAN LISTEN TO THE GAMES RIGHT NOW If you click the team links on the left side there.

But the real reason I need another fuckin TEEVEE

THIS is what the 701 HQ will LOOK LIKE wonce ME and GIL start makin BANK with this fuckin BLOG

is because for some STUPIDASS REASON ESPN thinks people want to see The BREWERS get ASS-FISTED diuring PRIMETIME while oral hershiser describes the BLOODY ORGY sduring the FUCKIN SIMPSONS wake UP JACKASS nobody gives a FUCK about the NL CENTRAL the Phillies game should be fuckin OVER right now and I should just be watchin the fuckin PHILADELPHIA FUCKIN FLYERS and fully focusin onn the HABS gettin FUCKED the FUCK up.

Godo thing in aint fuckin LACROSSE SEASZOSN cuz I’d be SHIT O.F>L.

Oh and you should probably know that JIMMY ROLINS is comin back a buncha people seen him at ORANGE JULIUS or swomething at the airport today FUCK YEAH CANT WAIT TO SEE the J ROLLIN again!

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YO SPROTS FANS I know shep already hiti you with a klot of this good shit bout COMEBACKS bnut I got one moref or all you good motehrfuckers. After being down five to fucking NOTHING to the Lancaster BARNSTORMERS (YO what kindof fuckng name is that dude what would you rather be a barnstirmer or a RIVERSHARK I dont even have to check the comments cause I KNOW if your a PHILLY SPROTS FAN YOU SAID RIVERSHARKS CAUSE THTA SHITS HARDCORE AS FUCK, not like some fking PUSSY barnstromer cause what the fuck is tht even I dont know), the CAMDEN RIVERSHARKS stormed back (take that your own FUCKING MEDICINE BARNSTROEMS).

I COULDNT FIND A PICTURE OF RENE RIVERA BUT HERE IS PEOPOLE ENJOYING FOOD AT CAMPBELLS FIELD BUT IT WAS AN AWAY GAM SO THEY WERE ACTUALLY IN LANCASTER

RENE FUCKING RIVERA (Rememebr that name cause hes my FUCKING FAVORITE rivershark I dont know who SHEP’s is but you gotta ask him that SHIT) BLASTED A 3 run homer and then YOU KNOW THAT he added another FUCKING RBI later causer this boy just dont quit like thst cause hes a FUCKOG PHILLY SPROT PLAYER SON. Read the rest of this entry »

Fuckin baseball season is the fuckin shit I swear to christ. Game at Campbell’s Field today, special tim e 11:00 am, said ‘fuck it’ and grabbed my camera and drove the fuck out to camden to watch the riversharks play the Lancaster Barnstonmers. It was a perfect day for a game too, and I walked up[ to the window 15 minutes before the game started, told the guy I wanted one of the $15 seats cuz I’m ballin, and got front row right next to the ‘sharks dugout, so I could see all the nooks and crannies in Von Hayes’ face, and got to hear him bark at the um[pire a couple of times. Plus Mike Costanzo plays third for them, apparently the Orioles got him in a trade, and sent him down to Booey or some shit like that, which is like Baltimore’s answer to Camden (i thought Baltimore was Baltimore’s Camden but I’m wrong). The guy sitting next to me claims to be friends with the Costanzo family, he said Mike said “this place is a fuckin DUMP get me outta here.” And he’s playing in the Atlantic League. They got this leadoff hitter Chris Walker, good hitter and fast as FUCK, decent centerfielder. He drove in the Sharks’ only run with a triple following shortstop Kyle Haines’s walk. And it should have been enough because this tall lefty, Sam Narron I think his name was, pitched 8.1 scoreless while striking out 7. He got one out in the ninth and gave up a double, because fuckin Richie Robnett couldn’t get his glove down to hold the guy at first, then Costanzo didn’t play on the line like he should have, letting a shot go by him just fair and tying the game. Then 2B Chris Malec completely  Castillo’d a fuckin simple popup cause of the sun and Narron’s day was finished; a wasted effort. Blaine Neal got the last two outs, but the damage was done. Guess who scored the winning run for Lancaster though? Joe Gaetti, son of Gary Gaetti. That’s a trip right? So here’s some pictures I took:

Fans stream out, but not disappointed because it was a bunch of fucking catholic school kids that spent the whole time screaming to the bat boy and players for fucking baseballs the whole time.

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