EXCLSYUINVE PSOT GAM innervew wit fucken TONNY ROMMO

SHEP: "so TONNY, tel us somthin, bcuz SHEPDAWG sur r reders wana NO, r u teh bigest fucken DICKRIDER sinc TROY AKKMAN???"

TONNY ROMMO: "hahahaha well SHEPDAWG, I MUST SAY taht is A RELL FUCKLEN ASTUT OBERVATINO, n otta REPECK 4 U n GIL n EVRY FUCKEN BADASS MOTHERFUCKEN PHILY SPROTINO, i can only TEL u teh fucklen TRITH - YE"

GRENN CARD CLAP — – fucken IAN LAPERIERIEIRR bcums a fucken USA CITISEN

YO fucken SWETT LAPY GUDASS JOB im fucken RELL PROD OF U

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yo KENNY KOBB VA TE FAIR ONCULER son

 

me n GIL n JIM FURYK n fucken BON JOVI were eastin PREZTELS wit MR BRENT BALDINGER yesterday

YO me n GIL  n fucken JIM fucken FURYK were fucken hangion out wit BON OVI n teh FINEASS fucken SOUL CHERRLEDERS wen his FONE ringed

JOVI fucken picked it up

“YO SUP BALDY……..ye……..ye ok….ye…………….uhuh……….fuck ye…………………….ok…………………ye………..ye……….mmmmm…ye………….hm…naw……………..

“ye………………..hahahaha…….ha……….naw//…..ye…….mhm………..yeye………….hahahahaha…………..hahaha……..ye………………..

“naw……..shepdawg……..ye gil her also……..ye……….jim furyk………..hmmm…….leme ask….ye…..naw hold up…….ye”

then JOVI was liek ”

“YO BALDY fuck DOGSITING rite now but he wana hang out n he got fucken STUFED fuccken PREZELS n shit n he sed ME BON JOVI n YOU SHEPDAWG n fucken YOU GIL n fucken JIM FURKY n all teh fucken CHERRLEDERS can com over n itl b fucken FUN as FUCK u wana GO

n SHEP was like “YE” n fucken GIL was liek “YE” n JIM FURYK was like “YE” n teh 1 CHERRLEDER was liek “YE” n nuther CHERRLEDER was like “YE” n teh CHERRLEDERS 3 n 4 n fucken 5 n 6 were like “YE” n teh last CHERRLEDER was liek “YE” we all were liek “YE” n BON JOVIwas liek “YE” so we ALL got into fucken BON JOVIS fucken TOUAREG n went over teh fucklen BRIGE nknocked omn BLADYS fucken DORR n were liek YO

n fucken BALDY ansred teh fucken door n was liek

“YO fucken u guys mad gudass time”

n we were liek YE wel we fucken tokk teh BESSTY ROSS fucken brige nevr semm 2 b a fucken problem ther n BALDY was liek

“YE haha thas fucken SMART”

n fucken hung out astin gudass stuffed fucken prezels n drinken mad liqids n fucken BALDY got a lil bit outa control n tokk of hiks fucken  shirt n thoght his old ass culd mack on thes fucken CHERRLEDERS beter taht way n he did akright i gues n its his hous n shit but PLZ son fucken GROSIN us teh fucken GROSS OUT n i thin k u scared ur fucken AUNTIES fuckin dog

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SPECAL NIRTHDAY mesige frum CLUFF fucken LEE

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

JAMMS VON MORISON gets a fucken 6 YER EXTENSINO

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

fucken SECONDASS CHANC clap

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

yo FUCK this harnicane me n GIL n JUM FURYK wana c sum fucken BABSELL

heres me n gil comin back from fucken WEGMENS lass afternonn stockin up on URMBELLAS n fucken WHETTIES n shit

we was posed 2 go GOFFIN wit JIM FURKY n JIMY ROLINS n JUM JOYCE n JAMMY MOYER n JIM TOME this wekkend n drink ALL KINDA FRUT JUCIES n fucken TAG a BUNCH OF FUCKEN PUSSSSAY n CHEKC OUT fucken SATURDAY DUBLE CLAP of the shitass MALRINS  but shitass IRENN had 2 com thru n FUCK ALL R fucken PLANS UP n we aint got NO BABSELL now n NO FUCKEN FOTTBALL n NO FUCKEN GOFF n NO FUCKEN HUCKY n sur as SHIT aint fucken got NO FUCKEN BASKITBAL plus JIMY n JAMMY n JUMY n JOMY all callt in but r fucken HOMBOY JIM FURYK showt up n was liek YO LETS DO THIS I BROGHT SOM FUCKEN BUGLES n CHESS DIP ALSO

so thats what were doin this wekkend

SHEPDAWG n GIL n JIM FURYK sitin in 701HQ aka TEH FUCKEN HOUSE OF PAN EASTIN BUGLES

"YO SUP EASTING sum gudass BUGGLES off my fingers" - JIM FURYK

PALU HOMGRIN los his dam MIND jeff stayin her wether u liek it or NOT

WAT TEH FUCK PALU

u got this guddas guy her makkin all sorta babbys stickin his dick in al teh BEAUTIFUCL FINASS LADDYS in the DELEWARE MOTHERUCKLEN VALEY makking guddass fuckin HUCKY PLAYIN BABBYS sur 2 B a STENGEL CUP DINATSY in bout 13 – 16 YERS n u sent him 2 OH fucklen HIO b4 hje culd even maek a fucklen GOAELIE

SHITASS SHORT SITED ASS DISCRACE 2 the tittel of HUCKY GENEREL MANGER fuck u PA:LU HOMGRIN u SELL-FUCKEN ASSHOL

GUES WAT he stayin stil he gets that GUDDASS PHILY D-N-8 spred around 4 a fuckeln GOLIE n mebe a fucklen 2nd LIEN TOO

"WASUP BIRCH IM JEF CARTER STRONGASS BADASS HUCKY PLAYER MAKKIN D-N-8 IMA get outa his fucken BIGASS BALLS in a minut n fucklen MAKK U A STAR" - JEFF CARTERS D-N-8

YE

n so WAT TEH FUCK CARTER call me n GIL up on teh fucken FON at 701HQ n liek

"YO SHEP YO GIL lemme SPIDERHOLE UP WIT YALL til my agint figer out WAT teh FUCK 2 DO I STIL GOTA LOTA WORK ahed o me getin all these FINASS STON HARBER n WILDWODD BORCHES PREGNINT" - JEF CARTER

so of CORSE me n GIL liek YO YE JEF CMON OVER we alwyas got a cople extra CRAFMATTICS open 4 r guddass frens cuz we see shit in teh fucklen LONGTERM u no we want tat fucklen SPANGLEY CUP ALSO but was beter

ONE SPUGLEN CUP NEXT YER

or

EVRY FUCKELN LAST 1 OF LORD SPONGLES CUPS from 2020 until fucklen ETERNETY

I THIKEN U NO teh fucklen ANSER

"I AINT EVN BIN MADE YET n IM SMARTER THEN SHITASS PALU HOMLGRIN" - JEF CARTER GUDDASS SEEEEED n futur VEGINA TROPY WINER

PHILLES EXCULSIVE: 701 got th fucken SCOOP 1nce AGIN so vot 4 us in th fucken PHELD

YO APARENTLY fucken JASSON WERTH sined wit th fucken NATINALS n thats fucken NOT LEGITT son

wat th fucken FICK??????

yo hav u fucken HERD THIS SHIAT????

sum fuckern SHIT

yo but it alrite cuz DOM BRON gudd n so is BARD FRANSISCO SON

so bascally jasson werth, go try n fucken b part of th CONGRASS wit ORRAN HATCH or watever th fuck in WASHERTON DC but shep n gil olny got 3 word 2 say 2 u son:

"FUCK U" - shep n gil

alrite so if u fucken liek UP 2 th fucken MINNITE news liek that then VOTE 701 in teh 2011 PHELD do it u olny got til fucken FIV TADAY

PRAISE ALLAH

YO th fucken SIXERS won las nite