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yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

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YO APARENTLY fucken JASSON WERTH sined wit th fucken NATINALS n thats fucken NOT LEGITT son

wat th fucken FICK??????

yo hav u fucken HERD THIS SHIAT????

sum fuckern SHIT

yo but it alrite cuz DOM BRON gudd n so is BARD FRANSISCO SON

so bascally jasson werth, go try n fucken b part of th CONGRASS wit ORRAN HATCH or watever th fuck in WASHERTON DC but shep n gil olny got 3 word 2 say 2 u son:

"FUCK U" - shep n gil

alrite so if u fucken liek UP 2 th fucken MINNITE news liek that then VOTE 701 in teh 2011 PHELD do it u olny got til fucken FIV TADAY

PRAISE ALLAH

yo it pritty fucken gudd hahahahahahaha it got sum fucken ITALAN brah or liek IRISH or sumthin n it kinda borin but it acually LEGIT tho cuz it lik fucken SENFIELD n he jus c weird shit hahahaha it jus all bout his fucken LIEF n his daugters n shit n how he liek doin STANDUP n how he fucken VEW TH WORLD N SHIT ye chek it out sprot fans

gudd show gudd show

ye sprot furst we got sum bad news

ye sadly the fucken ROOMERS r tru yes PALCIDO POLANCO hert his fucken FOOT taday

XRAY OF PALIDOS FOTT

shiet acually r fucken SORCES akak JON HYMEN r tellin us he hert his fucken LEG

mmmmm yes NUTTIN LIEK A GUDD PARE OF GAMS

wate wate acually it wuz his fucken ARM that got clapt Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROTINOS sorry me n SHEP aint drop BLOG NOWLEGE on u in a lil bit but we wer doin r fucken UNAVERSITY SPEEKIN SERIES

"GUDD MORNIN SPROTINOS... we her 2 fucken lern u bout SPROT n PUSSAY.... n aslo FUCK U GO TAMPLE" - SHEP n GIL in there fucken guddass COLLGE LECTURWE SERIES

u no talkin 2 all them fucken brahs n bitch brahs at fucken HARVORD N YAIL n shiat n fucken liek HOLLY CROSS n all them placces

but yo so we chillin wit all thees fucken college laddys n shit n they reedin thees new fucken bokks n they got nams liek fucken

“HANLEY POTTER N TEH MAGICALASS LION”

or “HANLEY POTTER n th fucken JURNEY 2 fucken NARNIO”

or “HANLEY POTTER n th fucken RETURN of fucken JIMMY VOLDEMOART” or sum fucken shit

n so annyway we fucken get teh BOKKS ON TAPE n lissen wile we on teh RODE

ye we lisseen 2 ERRY FUCKEN 1 OF THEM MUTHERFUCKARS on th fucken cassett player son u no it

n in th secont book= theres this fucken PART were HANLEY POTTER losses all his fucken BONES n shit durin th fucken QIDDITCH MATCH

n if u aint no wat qidditch is well its liek fucken BABSELL cept its fucken borin as FUCK cuz there fucken BRITTISH PEEPLE Read the rest of this entry »

FUCK TEH Yankees

YO my beatiful babby n brah baby SPROTIANOS wats gudd taday on February 26, 2011????

o ye???

o wow u dont say

hahaha ye ye o ye taday is February 26, 2011

o wow ye say hello 2 ur muther 4 me hahahah gudd woman

how am i u ask???

WE:::::LLLLLLL SPRITIANOS i haf 2 say on this fucken BELSSED MORNIN on February 26, 2011 i m both gudd n BAD

n ye i heer u sprot fans u liek “GIL THAS A FUCKEN PARADOX BRAH aint it 2 b both GUDD n BADD on February 26, 2011???””

 

PARADOX (n tit)

well i got 2 words 2 anser that wit: “NO”

cuz chekk it

th PHILES PLAY they fucken SECOND GAM of th PRE SEESON SEESON today on February 26, 2011 aaginst th Yankees N THEY WON Read the rest of this entry »

YO my beatiful babby n brah baby SPROTIANOS wats gudd taday????

o ye???

o wow u dont say

hahaha ye ye

o wow ye say hello 2 ur muther 4 me hahahah gudd woman

how am i u ask???

WE:::::LLLLLLL SPRITIANOS i haf 2 say on this fucken BELSSED MORNIN i m both gudd n BAD

n ye i heer u sprot fans u liek “GIL THAS A FUCKEN PARADOX BRAH aint it 2 b both GUDD n BADD???””

yo MAMA HALLADAY is a tottal fucken GILF


 

PARADOX (n tit)

well i got 2 words 2 anser that wit: “NO”

cuz chekk it

th PHILES PLAY they fucken FURST GAM of th PRE SEESON SEESON yesserday aaginst th FLARDA STATE SEMENOLOS fucken 8 to 0 n for thoss of u who aint SABARMETRIXIANS thats a fucken SHUTOUT n a CLAP n ye Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT so fucken me n SHEP n RENAY DECARTES n taht fucken hot bitch from GLEE

ye th fucken cat outt teh BAG now ye me n SHEP r fucken GLEKKS

wuz watchin JEPPERDY this wekk n we seen tht fucken ROBBOT WILSONN n as soon as we c him

FUCK U WILSON u thikk u fucken SMART N SHIT but u aint got mno FELLINS

me n shep n fuckn DECERTES n GLEE gurl jus lokk at eech other n we liek

“shiat”

cuz wan no y??? ill fucken tell u y

so furst of, teh fucken old JEPPERDY CHAMPINO BARD RUTTER is from fuckenn LANCESTER PA so u thikk he def gon win rite???

but then he fucken dint

n fucken WWILSON DID Read the rest of this entry »

"2 my ST LOUSI fans.... suck my fucken bigass LEHIHG VALLY DICK" - PUJOS

FREE AGENTSY PLACE  FLARDA -reprots commin out of fucken SPRIG TRANIN suggst taht ALBART “shitass fucken bitchass fucken CARDNALass fucken AINT GOT DICK ON RYN HOWARD” PUJOLSO want 2 sine wit PHILEY n her is his fucken STATMENT:

“YO SPROT FANS i no yall fucken want me 2 b liek STAN MUSHAL n fucken ROGER HONONBY n fucken CHRIS CARPTAR n shit n alwys b a fucken ST LOU CARDANAL

"SUP FUUTURE SPROT FANS it ur boy ROGERS HORNYSBEE" - roge HORNSYB

but teh hnesst anser is taht I HAV FUCKN RELLIZED over teh yeres that th ST LOUS FRONT OFFOCE< teh palyers, teh coches, n especally th FANS r all a bunch o BABYBACKBITCHASSSES who cn fucken FUCK a DICK 4 rell.

"mmmm ye y dont u all fucken STEP off my DCK n fucken KILL URSALFS cuz u aint got SHITE on teh IRON PIFG FATHEFUL"

AT THIOS TIEM, teh honerable RUBBEN AMARASO has maed me teh OFFER of a LIFTIEM Read the rest of this entry »

YEEE SPROT thas rite NOW JUS FUCKEN IMAGIN that all them fucken CARDS r fucken ACES n then u get th PICTUR of wat th PHILES 20111 ROTATINO LOKK LIEK

YO SO of corse shep n gil luvvv teh fucken 5 ACES OF fucken CILFF LEE N DOC HOLIDAY n fucken KIN COLE HAM n fucken ROY OSWALT n n jc romeno so 4 rell it legitt 2 b liek “ye ye sup son WE GOT fiv aces no fucken BIGGY we gon win th fucken WORLD SERES n shit’

but yo that aint relly rite sprot

acually it aint jus not rite IT SUM FUCKEN GRADE A BULLNSHIT cuz lissen:

c aint u fucken ever herd of a fucken FORTEY MAN ROSTOR?

u prolly sayin “ye”

n aint ther fucken TWENNY PICHERS on th phile 40 man rostor???

ye

n if u on th pHILES 40 men rostar then aint u fucken GUDD as fucken GUDD??

ye

SO THER4 aint ther fucken 20 fucken ACES ON TEH ROSTRO???

YE

so fucken CHEKK IT heres th TWENNY ACES in alfabetticalass ORDER: Read the rest of this entry »