You can’t believe our ufcikn LUCK today, with all kinds of BIG sprots and LITTLE SPROTS all goin on right NOW all through the NIGHT> Some of these shits is already FINISHED and GUESS WHAT – ALL OF OUR TEAMS WON BABY YEHA

BIPP! Riversharks 3, BRanstromers 2

BIPP! R-Phils 3, AKron 2

BIPP! IroonPigs 3, Gwinnett Braves 1

AND SO FAR The other minor league teams are SCHOOLIN these mother fuckars the THRESHERS UP 4-2 on FORT MYERS in the 2nd and LAWKEWOOD is detroyin GREENSBORO A FUCKIN GAIN 8-ZIP in the 7th and you CAN LISTEN TO THE GAMES RIGHT NOW If you click the team links on the left side there.

But the real reason I need another fuckin TEEVEE

THIS is what the 701 HQ will LOOK LIKE wonce ME and GIL start makin BANK with this fuckin BLOG

is because for some STUPIDASS REASON ESPN thinks people want to see The BREWERS get ASS-FISTED diuring PRIMETIME while oral hershiser describes the BLOODY ORGY sduring the FUCKIN SIMPSONS wake UP JACKASS nobody gives a FUCK about the NL CENTRAL the Phillies game should be fuckin OVER right now and I should just be watchin the fuckin PHILADELPHIA FUCKIN FLYERS and fully focusin onn the HABS gettin FUCKED the FUCK up.

Godo thing in aint fuckin LACROSSE SEASZOSN cuz I’d be SHIT O.F>L.

Oh and you should probably know that JIMMY ROLINS is comin back a buncha people seen him at ORANGE JULIUS or swomething at the airport today FUCK YEAH CANT WAIT TO SEE the J ROLLIN again!

TRUMBO OUT

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