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SHEP: "so TONNY, tel us somthin, bcuz SHEPDAWG sur r reders wana NO, r u teh bigest fucken DICKRIDER sinc TROY AKKMAN???"

TONNY ROMMO: "hahahaha well SHEPDAWG, I MUST SAY taht is A RELL FUCKLEN ASTUT OBERVATINO, n otta REPECK 4 U n GIL n EVRY FUCKEN BADASS MOTHERFUCKEN PHILY SPROTINO, i can only TEL u teh fucklen TRITH - YE"

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yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

L-R: SHEP TRUMBO, ANDDY REED, GIL THORPE

YO SPROT U heer this fucken SHIAT???

u no wat me n SHEPDAWG do if we at th fucken BERGAR KING n JON GROODEN tr try 2 steop 2 us n AMDY REED???

1. we fucken finsh eatin rell slo n PASHINT n shit jus b cool n we east r gudd as FUCK WHUPPERS wit teh CHEEZ n wit th FRYS biggy siz n wit the fuckn ONINO rings wit teh ZESTYASS SAUCE

madd gud

2. then ME n SHEPD n ANDDY REED all jus fucken wipe r mouths wit NAPKIN takkin r tim n shit  u no liek get all th GREES n shit off n watnot n we jus kepp starrin at JON GROODEN Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT did u here teh NEWS:

JIMMY CATSILLO is the new fucken guddass DEFENSIV CARDINATER

JIMMY CASTILLO new fucken gudd as fuck DEFENSEVE CORDINATER

n fcuken HOWAERD A MUDD is th new fucken guddasss OFFSENVE LINE CORNINATR

"HEY SPROT im teh new O LINE BRAH HOWARD MUDDKIN" - howard mud

n JIMMY CASTILL usta 2 b th fucken gudd OFFENSIV LIN CORDINATOR but now he aint

n HOWARF MUDD is rell gudu he us 2 b on th CLOTS but FUCK PATTON MANJLIN

n hes fucken relatted 2 that singer guy PUDDLE OF MUDD whos pritty fucken gudd as shit he did taht song bout SMACKIN ASSES n shit

HOWARD MUDDS brother PUDDLE OF MUDD n th other fucken PUDDLE OF MUDDSS

hahahahah yo so thas cool n fucken HOWARD MUDD n PUDDLE of mUDD both jus got added up 2 HRADESTCORE 4 LIF

n fucken SEAN MCCOY is shitass

naw not fucken SHADDY im talkin bout th old D CORDINATER Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT r u reddy 5 a fucklen SUPPERRRRR PONDAYYYYYY SUPPER PHILE SPROT PSOT???? yeeee u r hahahahahahah HERS A FUCKEN PITCHER OF KIN OF QEENS WIFE SENFELD

YO u pritty hot babby BUT FUCK TEH METES n yo ICE CUB u alrite n yo SPROT FANS u jus got fucken clapt up by a 701 EXCULSIVEfucken IVASTAGATIVE REPROT: whos fucken oldeer ICE CUB or LEAH RIMINI SEINFIELD: ye its CUBE

ok so frist thing on th fucken AJENDA is MIEK VICK n DAVID AKKERS singefucjn HANDADLY won th PRO BOLE or shud i say 4 AKKERS “singel futtedly” hahahahahahahah YO DO U GET IT cuz he fucken use his futt 2 kick rell gudd n shit hahahahah YO N MUCH LIUV 2 ur famlu david 4 rell SHEP n GIL GOT U n o yeh FUCK TH AFC cuz chekk it

DAVID AKKERS n pro BLOGER GIL THORPE fucken liviin liek KING in KAWAII 4 th PRO BOLE ye u no it sprot u NO IT

yo brahs be sayin th SUPPER BOLE th best 1 but FUCK THAT cuz yo chekk out this fucken ANALGY: Read the rest of this entry »

YO so i fucken PUT teh PUT in th score n fucken YARDIGE n FELD GOLES n fucken PATS n fucken SACK n VORPS n BABBIPS n SIERRA n WARS n all taht shit from SUNDYS fucken EAGL PICKERS GAEM into my TI89 2 findd out th fucken SABAR<MERTIRIC analsi of teh game n gess wat teh fucken SCRENNN SED:

FUCK i tokkk th PIC in badd lite but th screen say:"BEEP BOP BOOP BIP the PACKERS b a BUNCH of SHITASS & BIRCHASS & PUSSYASS babyback BIRCHEES yes I M CALCULATOR TI 89 ROBOT yes MASTER" - ti 89

so yeeee FUCKIN SHIT AINT FARE but that aint fucken JOY BANNER or AMDY REEDS FALT it cuz that shittass BUD SEELIG fucken RIG th NFL th fucklen RIGG UP n u no this SPROT FAN Read the rest of this entry »

SHEP TRUMBO (rite) n GIL THORPE (lefft), fucken estemmedass MOVIE CRTICS

YOOOOOOO SSPROT so this heere is a new fucken WEKKLY FEETURE (hahahah feet liek wen we fuck rex rynas wifs fett yes) whera me n SHEP selecct a MOOVIE that fucke CRITICKS n guddass movvie revew brahs liek RONNY EBBERT n JEAN SISKO n fucken RONNY ROPERT n RUBEN FRANK say r rell gudd then we wach them in teh 701 HQ PERSONEL HOM THEETER n then we giv u, TEH SPROT FANS, the tru fucken SCOPP> frist up is fucken PATRICK OSWALTS moovie BIG FANa: Read the rest of this entry »

"SHEP N GIL hav fucked 10 of mmy MISTRESSES n iv had it up 2 fucken HERE they jus 2 DAM GUDD at getttin PUSSSSSAYYY yes im shitass FUCK U EAGLES" - BUD SEELIG

YO BUD SEELIG u offically on fucken NOTACE u fucken SHIT u cant play ALLAH wit pepples EMOSHINS cuz gess wat thas how brahs get CLAPT UP rell nice n ur croozin 4 a CLAPPIN u fucken SHITASS

FRIST: in ur fucken CAPASITY as COMISHINER OF WETHER u let it fucken sno a lot n then it hard aas TIT 2 fucken travvel to ur guddass LOCLE corner store 4 MIK N EGG

THAN: as COMISNHER of th fucken CONGRASS

HERS ME GIL THOPRE wisperin sum fucken SWETT NUTHINS in hottass CONGRASSLADDY NANSY PALINS EAR yes

u lettin teh LEJISLATTIV BRUNCH not b gudd as TITT as it usta b gettinclapt a lil n fucken RUSHA still tryna clap us up wit teh ARMS n u aint been liek “YO FUCK U GORBACHOFF im bout 2 fucken send SHEP N GIL 2 eat ur fucken shitass WARHEDDS 4 BREKFISS n then fucken UPPERRDDEKK UR TOILET YES”

BUT THIS IS TH WORST: as COMISHNER OF FOTTBALL u say th EGLS CANT PLY THE VIKKINS well lissen son FUCK U cuz BERT FARVE must been SCERT n call u up liek “OHHH BOO HOOO sno is fucken scerry” SUCK A DIUCK SON

cuz lokk at my SABRAMETUIC rundon of VIKKINS ROSTAR n u c y they scert as FUCK 2 face MIK VIK N ADNY REDE n EFGLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT CHEKK IT son

SHEP N GIL

“YOOOOO BUDD SEELIG i no u thikkin that fucken REXX RYNA wuz fucklen INNOPRPRIATTE or sum shit but lisseennnn we gott 2 step in here” – SHEP n GIl

“O TIT YO GIL wat teh FUCK SON y u standin up 4 REXX RYAN wen he a fucken shittass JET??? u my fucken BRUH SON u n SHEP savvd my lief that 1 fucken NITE n i dont want u fallin on ur fucken SORDS” -BUD SEELIG

BUD SEELIG teh fucken NFL comisoner n his hot as tit WIF fucken SARNA JENNIFER AINNISTON

n we liek “YOOOOOOO SON chill chill  FURST OF ALL u dont ow us son jus let us fuck fucken PAM OLOVER n we even STEFENS. but 4 RELL we aint do this cuz of REX shitass JET Read the rest of this entry »

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I

am ELLY FUCKEN

MANLING teh UGIEST shitass pece of fucken stupit PIS n

bigass stupotass DUMMY ALSO n sum tiems wen ur

fucken STUPIT u

think u

can CLAP that wich

canot b CLAPT n sinc

e I hav

FETA ALCOHALL SINDOM U HAFTA FERGIV my dum assssss I FORMLY ANONCE MY FUCKL

EN RETIRMENT FROM FOTTBUL so

I aint gon hav MUNY LIEK THAT NO MOR so fucken SHEP n GIL

ned 2 stop FUCKEN AL MY GILFRENS

n makkin me

PAY 4 TEH

ABBORTINOS ima oppin taht BAKKRY NOW buuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiuuuBUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWAWQAQQQQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHA YE RITE FUCK TEH SHITASSPECEOFPISS GINTS n teh resdsss of teh fucklen NFC FOTBUAL CONFINCE

NUMER TO SEDD HAHA

FYYYYYYUUUUUGYYY EGLES FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ON MIKK VIKKS BIG FUCKEN BEAUTIFUL BALLLLLLLLLLS
FYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYY EGEL FYYYYYYYY
ON DSHANS BIGASS HARRY BALLLLLS ALSOOOOOOOOOO
HITRM LOOOOOOO
HITEM HIIIIIIOII
ELLY MANIGN IS A SHITASS OLDASSS DUMMYASS GINT BIRCH
FYYYYUYY EGLES FYYYYYYYY
N THEN U FUCKEN FYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYY
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