The Phillies picked this guy Austin Hyatt

I googles pictures of Austin Hyatt and I found a picture of the Hyatt in Austin so I guess google doesnt think he's a BOSS yet since they just got this fuckin hotel there

\in the 15th round or some shit like that and he’s throwing for the Clearwater Threshers in the gulf cosat league and right now so far he’s 6-1. Last night he struck out FOURTEEN MOTHERFUCKERS on the Jupiter Hammerheads. And how come minor league teams get it and mlb teams don’t? aall kinds of sharks and cougars and tough shit like that but what the fuck’s an ASTRO and what’s scary about a fucking BREWER? Jim Brewer should be theyr fuckin MASCOT that fuckin hippie. Anuywa these fuckin Threshers are 21-10 so far did you know that? And this fucking Austin Hyatt threw 8 innings of 1 hit ball WHILE STRICKNG AOUT FOURTNEE MOTHERUFCKERS! It’sx like low a ball or something and he’s getting by withn fastbvall-changeup but still. i dont know any of his vorps or babips or any of the faggoty shit Gil likes to studyyoull hafte as him about it but I think this fool ready for Reading in a year probly.

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