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YO SPROT it brings me absoluttly no fucken sadness 2 brin u th fucken NOT SADD news that shiatass fucken pissass fucken HACKass HACK ROB NEYER is leevin teh ESPN cuz yo FUCK HIM 4 rell 4 rell

me n SHEP gon wipe that fucken SILLYASS GRINN rite off ur FACE SON n u better BELEEV DAT or else me n SHEP ll fucken east r HATS

cuz lissen lotsa BLOGERS be sayin NYER wuz cool cuz he new bout BLOGGIN n BABSELL n fucken VORPOS n shit but YO PHILE SPROT FANS chekk this fucken REED IT N WEPP this is a fucken DIRECTTASS quotatino from a fucken ROB NEYER PSOT he rote 4 teh ESPNS n shit:

“There are some truly awful minor-league team names out there. An abbreviated list: IronBirds, Doubledays, Baysox, RiverDogs, LumberKings, TinCaps, Intimidators, BlueClaws, JetHawks, BayBears, SeaDogs, River Bandits, SilverHawks, ValleyCats. Call it the “IronRule”: If you’ve got two capital letters in your name, you’ve done something wrong.”

sumthin wrong wit th blu claws? th fucken LAKKWODD SOUTH ALANTIC LEGUE fucken CHAMPINO BLU CLAWS???? hom of fucken JARRET COSART n JON SIGGLETON n ADAM BUSHINI n teh rell king KING JIWAN JAMESS???

"naw son. naw neyer" - COLE HAMES guddass fucken BLU CLAW

nawwwww son. naw.

yo NEYER how bout thios we call it th fucken SHIATASS PUNKASS RITER RULE: if ur frits fucken name is ROB n ur second nam is NEYER, then u a fucken PUNKASS fucken BITCH so eat a DICK

n if u comm 2 th 701 HQ beggin 4 a job n shit we gon fucken piss on ur HEDD n say “yeeee TASTE” n then fucken kick ur ass in the fucken HEDD cuz FUCK U

MAY ALLAH FUCKEN SMITE UR SORRY ASS

YO SPROT u no wen u reed fucken GUDDASS fucken INFIRMATIVEASS magozeens liek REEDERS DIGESTINO n u liek

“HOLLY SHIT now i no errythin bout my faverite fucken SPROTSTSER n”????

yee well FUCK THOS MAGOZINES all liek NIKKELODION MAGAZEEN PLEES no son hers a fucken GUDD AS TIT fucken guddass POLTZERPRIZE winnin INNERVEW WIT fucken gudd as tit BLU CLAW his namm JARRED COSSART ye he on teh TWINKER n he a fucken CANT MOSS PROSPICT

n ye he gon be in teh fucken ROTATINO wit DOC HALLDAY n JRUE HALLADAY n fucken MATT HALLDAY n fucken CLIFF HALADAY n fucken ROY OSOWALT n ficken KING COLO HAMELn aslo yeee dont u forget JESSE fucklen BUDDLE SON

n also fucken MATT RIZZERONI n aalo fuckn RANNY WOLF n also JON LEEBER n also fucken BERTT  MYERS n also fucken REAL CORMER fucken coolass FRENCH BRAH n also fucken mmmmmm AMARY TELAMACKO n fucken YUDEY BRITO n ROERSON TEHEEDA n also ZACK ZEGOVIA n also CHRIOS COAST

n also fucken mmm ROY HALLDAY n fucken JIM LARSEN n JIM BUNNINO n fucken STEV CRLTON n TERRY MOHOLLAND n DERK HOLLAND n taht othher guddass guy n STEV BEDROOSTER n LERRY CHRISTINO n DICKY NOLEN n DICKY BETTS n GRANNY HAMMER n fucken all teh otther GUDDAS PICHES on teh PHILS they gon b teh best fucken ROTATINON evvvvvvvvverrrr YE SPROT can i get a fucklen PRASSE ALLAH

ye

ok so b4 we get this fucken HISTRONIC ROTATON we figger u SPROT FANS shud get 2 no JARRED COSSART rell gudd so we fucken clap him up wit teh guddass JOURNISM QUESSTTINOS n u no this SPROT FANS DEVRY CLAP

n r BRUH jarred liek:

YE SON thas rite he liekin them SPROT MOOVIES

YO BRAHS u fucken herd it heere FIRSST n u no this VORPCLAP PRAISE ALLAH

SPROTNIK

DUN FUCK wit teh DELEWARE VALY. DUN FUCK WITH PHILY SPROTS. U fuck wit thoes u FUCK WIT TEH 7 0 MOTHERFUCKLEN 1 MOTHERFUCKEL:RRS.

n NOW u fucklen DID IT BIRCHES.

fuckejn TART run on the FEELD get balstid wit a fuckin L:AZER n taht give me n GIL n IDEA:

“YO SAHEPDAWG” sed fucken GIL, sipin a fucken FRESCA

“YO GIL WASUP BRUH WAS ON UR MIND TEL ME” saed fucken SHEPDAWG who PAUST his WEE FITT 4 a fucken MOMMENT

“YO we shuld BLASSS ALL THESS Dumass MOTHERFUCKERS with a MUTHERFUCKLEN LAZZER BRUH”

“YO GIL GUDD IDEA IM TRIED O THIS SHITTTTTT”

SO we tokk out sumadat fucken bigass motherfucken BANK we been stackin RUNIN THIS BLOG GAEM n calt DAVCE MONGOMERY n he gaev us MARK CUBBINS NUMBER n MRAK pached us thru 2 NASSA

NOW U MOTHERFUCKERS r fucken DUN cuz I c ur fucken MUNK<Y MOTHERFUCKEN ASSASES runin on teh FEELD, BRAFFIN ON LADDYS or SNITCHIN 2 ESPN IMA push taht fucklen BIG REDASS KOTHERFUCKLEN BUTON n u aint gun b mor then a fucklen SHITSTANE BRUH 4RELL

so git UR FUCKEN SAHIT STRATE STOP FUCKLEN WITH R PHILY SPROTS MOTHERFUCKLERS WORD 2 TEH RELL KING JAMES BRUH LAKKWOOD 4EVER MOTHERFUCKELRS 4RELL 4RELL 4RELL

TRUMBO OUT

GOOD FUCKING AFFNOON sprots fans it is i GIL how teh fuck U ALL DOIN TADAY ?? if teh answer aint YO GIL FUCKON GREAT BRAH IT NUTHER BEAITUFL DAY N I GOT LOSTA PUSSAY OR DICK IF IM A GIRL HAHAH YES SO HAPPY if that aint ur answer then u AINT BEEN PAYIN ATTENTIOM. cuz lissen my gudd BRAHS N LADDY BRAHS: 20,10 been teh TIT. n GIL gon show u y wit his fuckin SWETTASS WORD N PCTHURES YES HAHAHAHA yes: oh wait yeh GIKL NO it olny SEPTEMMER but fuckin lissen ok WE WILL DO NUTHER AT END OF YER but i wuz fellin doin one now TOO okay son DONT BE HATTIN:

– okay fist GLUF COSTE LEGUE PHILES FUCKIN CLAP UP CHMAPINSIP hahaha yes tha alone is enuff to makk this a GUDD FUCKIN YER yo they were propelled by BUDDLE

here JESSE BUDDLE ce;bratin the fuckin VICTRY pver all teh rest of BRCHASS GLUF COASTE LEGUE so FUCK TEH GULF COST LEGUE METS N FUCK GLUF COTE LEGU BARVES N FUCK GLUF COATE LEAGE RANGEGRS N FUCK GLUF COST LEGUE MARNEEA N FUCK GLUF COASTE LEAGUE ROYALS N FUCK GLUF CAISTE :EGAUE RED SODS N FUCKIN FLUG YANKESS olny go BUDDLE YES

who got Promoted but they still had his SPROT SPRIT N HEART yes so they won COOL

-okay here th BIG NEWS which fuckin madd me rite this PSOT n relize im THAKFUL 4 so fuckin MUCH jus liek them INDINS N PILGRIM on THANKGIVIO: ye KING JAMES N BRODDY COLVIN N guckin LEANDR CASRO led the fuckin LAKWOOD BLUCLAWS to ther SECONT CONSECTIVE SOUTH ALANTIC LEGUE FUCKIN TITTLE

YO SPROTS FANS tiem 4 sum fuckin SUPPER haha YES THANKGIVIN IS FUCKin FUN 4 RELL gudd food

hahahahahahahahahahahaha YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS HOLLY SHIT hahah yeh fuck u GRENVILLE DRIVE u thout u hot SHIT but u aint haha yes gys GUDD PARTY how wuz LYNN DOYL haha yeh yeh i her u ADAM BUSHINI she give madd gudd head no JOK Read the rest of this entry »

YOOOOOO SPROT FANS yes yes YES haha YES teh MARGIC NUMMER 4 teh fuckin LAKKWOOD LUCLAWS is olny 1 yes thas rite fuckin 1 n then they the fuckin WORLD FUCKIN CHAMPINS of SOUT ALANTIC LEGIE yes n gess wat they WON IN VERRY DRAMTIC fashion SPROT FANS holly shit n wanna no who score the WAKOFF in th NINTH. okay do u. okay it was of corse the ONE N ONNLY TRU FUCKIN KING OF LAKKWOOD N TEH WORLD fuckin KING JIWAN JAMES.

ahahaha SUP BIRCHAS im KING JAMES the FRISTYn my fuckin kid is JIWAN JAMES n since im dedd now JIWAN JAMES is teh on n olny tru fuckin KING OF THE WORLD yes i told this 2 SHEP N GIL when i wuz on my DETH BED n it is up to them to fuckin CARRY OUT MY LAS WISH nc that my fuckin SEED gets back the THRONE from BICHASS PUSSYASS SHITTYAS FUCKIN FUCKSTIK SHITLICK pissPIEECE LEBORN FAKE KING JAMS

so yeh once thwy win this we herd from a very fuckin RELIBLE surce that CHARLE MANUEL the philes MANGER be callin UP JIWAN jus in time to CLAP UP THE WORLD IN PSOTSEESON n yo sum HATTERS prolly gon say WAHHHHH NO THEY CANT CALL HIMUP HE AINT GON BE ELGIBLE 4 PSOT seson n wanna no wat shep n gil say 2 thos hatters?/ Read the rest of this entry »

sup BBABBY wahst ur name wats ur SINE haha BIGGIE SON guddass rap

haha YES  yo the BLU CLAWS fuckin WON las nite n so did the PHILEYS hahaha fuck the BARVES brahs FUCK THE M n aslo FUCK THE FUCKIN  GRENBILLE DIVE u fuckin SHIT SUCKER yes YES YO i hope u all CLAPT UP ur fuckin CLEBRATORY METBALL SANWICH n mebbe MOSCRELLA STICKS 2 okay tiem 4 PUSSAY we got a CERTRAIN CELABRITY who was in CRRTIN movie bout CLAPPIN up aleiens whos tryna hget FUCKED rite now by a cuppla BOGGERS if u no wat im sayin HAHAHA yes u got it prolly KEPP IT quiet son she mite be MARRYED praise ALLAH

YO SPROT FANS we fgott a HILE LOITTTA NEWS to hit u up wit 2day r u reddy???? GIL SED R U FUCKIN REDDY yes ok here it is. FIRST OFF heres a LIL BIT OF SAD NEWS yes yes uve prolly HERD by now teh BLU CLAWS lost gam 1 to the BIRCHASSN FUCKIN PUSSY FUCKIN SHITDCIK fuckin COCK suckin GRENVILL DRIVE. but yo lissen up TREVER MAY U STILL R BRAH u pirched liek tru PHILEY N LAKWOOD CHAMPON SON n LEANDO CASTRO hit a HOMRUN so they gon get em tamoro U BETTER BELEEV THAT. cuz this a TRU COMBACK STRY son it liek whn the fuckin MANGER AT SUBWAY told shep he was bout to get CLAPT UP 4 givin his BRAH GIL 2 manny free METBALLS n SHEP sed FUCK U WACH THIS n then he madd fuckin METBALN SANWICH n ITALAN HOGIE n HOT DOG N TURKEY HOGIE n also CHIKKEN SANWICH n he madd them so FAST he even madd them faser than a fuckin METBALL SANWICH MAKIN MASHEEN hahahaha YES HE DID BRAHS teh MACHINE BROKE  it was liek that fuckin OLD SORTY bout tht fuckin gy who MADE TRANES RELL GUDD HIS NAME WAS JOHN HENNY.

yo BUT SHEP DINT DIE affer clappin up teh METBALL MAKKIN MACHN he still LIVIN u no THIS cuz he HRADCORE

n that day teh MANGER cried liek a lil BIRCH n quit n SHEEPDAWG was put in CHARGE YES. n thats an EXAMMLE of a COMBACK n that wat MARK PARENT n the BLU CLAWS gon do.

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YO SPROT FANS GIL HERE and IM HER TO TELL U that as u fuckin REDD THIS ON POINT PSOT me n my fuckin numeo UNO BRAH 4 LIEF SHEP is in SERRIUS TALK wit sum peple from UNIVERSIAL PICTURS alreddy to makk a fuckin MOVIE bout game ONE of this alreddy fuckin LEGNENDARY NORTHERN DICISION CHAMOPSHIP SERIES.

HOLLWOOD gettin CLAPT TEH CLAP UP BRUHS n u no THIS

yo so lissen sup JIWAN JAMES that true REGAL KING hit a fuckin SAC FLY n ADAM SHONENBURGER hit a threerin HOMER n so did JON SINGLETIN who u may rember we had teh PRIVLIGE of intervewin the otther DAY. oh but teh main thin wuz TREVER FUCKIN MAY pirched 6 n two THRID INNIO n got 13 FUCKIN STRIKOUTS AKAKA K AKA sum fuyckin HOCORY CRAWDADAS got their SHIT CLAPPED IN lass nite by TREVOR MAY n yo all u beatiful BABBIES out there better be givin him the luv 4 RELL n of course we menn FUCKING 4 rell. BUT ALRITRE witout furter ADO hers who we in TLAKS wit to star in this swettass KICKASS FUCKIN MOTHERFUCKIN RADSHIT NEW LFLICK which we callin “GAM ONE OF NORTHEN LEGUE DIVISON SERIES: BLUYE CLAW ARE TEH TIT N THEY CLAPT UP CRAWDADS N yeh thas RELL COOL n SHONENBERGER N SINGLTOMN HIT HOMRUNS n KIN JAMES GUDD n aslo TREOR MAY RELL EGIT”: Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROT FANS how yall doin tadaay PRETTY NICE OUT n yo i been CLAPPIN up a fuckin FOUR POUND bag a TRAL MIX 4 day now so tat MAD FUN OBIOSLY> but yo so gess who all the BABSELL GODS jus decieded is the BEST FUCKN PROSPECT yeh thsaas rite JONATAN SINGLETON

YO SHEP N GIL ill do anythin for u moterfuckars LUV YALL liek i luv PHILLY SPROT n PUSSY

u no the BLUECLA first baseman hehittin bout 300 n got liek 14 hom rins n also 73 fcuckin  RBI. so yo GIL GOT THE ECLUSIVE INTERVEW wit him as usual 701 got teh SCOP son we clappin up all yall RIVVAL SPROT JOUNRIST yeh we alwya ONE FUCKIn UP on the competition for rell. okay here it is this shit wuz recroded in the 701 HQ if ya want PROFO: Read the rest of this entry »

YO SPROTSGFANS u gota go THRUDAY to se teh BLUCLAWS PLAY cuz shes gona be ther mebe shell let u snif her ass if u buy her CD

she was on taht show wit the UNGLUISH GUY n teh FAT CRYIN CHERLEADR n teh black guy from JOURNEY thta cals evryone DOG memeberr her? holdy SHIT u could METT HER THIS WEKK