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SHEP: "so TONNY, tel us somthin, bcuz SHEPDAWG sur r reders wana NO, r u teh bigest fucken DICKRIDER sinc TROY AKKMAN???"

TONNY ROMMO: "hahahaha well SHEPDAWG, I MUST SAY taht is A RELL FUCKLEN ASTUT OBERVATINO, n otta REPECK 4 U n GIL n EVRY FUCKEN BADASS MOTHERFUCKEN PHILY SPROTINO, i can only TEL u teh fucklen TRITH - YE"

YO fucken SWETT LAPY GUDASS JOB im fucken RELL PROD OF U

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yo KENNY KOBB VA TE FAIR ONCULER son

 

YO me n GIL  n fucken JIM fucken FURYK were fucken hangion out wit BON OVI n teh FINEASS fucken SOUL CHERRLEDERS wen his FONE ringed

JOVI fucken picked it up

“YO SUP BALDY……..ye……..ye ok….ye…………….uhuh……….fuck ye…………………….ok…………………ye………..ye……….mmmmm…ye………….hm…naw……………..

“ye………………..hahahaha…….ha……….naw//…..ye…….mhm………..yeye………….hahahahaha…………..hahaha……..ye………………..

“naw……..shepdawg……..ye gil her also……..ye……….jim furyk………..hmmm…….leme ask….ye…..naw hold up…….ye”

then JOVI was liek ”

“YO BALDY fuck DOGSITING rite now but he wana hang out n he got fucken STUFED fuccken PREZELS n shit n he sed ME BON JOVI n YOU SHEPDAWG n fucken YOU GIL n fucken JIM FURKY n all teh fucken CHERRLEDERS can com over n itl b fucken FUN as FUCK u wana GO

n SHEP was like “YE” n fucken GIL was liek “YE” n JIM FURYK was like “YE” n teh 1 CHERRLEDER was liek “YE” n nuther CHERRLEDER was like “YE” n teh CHERRLEDERS 3 n 4 n fucken 5 n 6 were like “YE” n teh last CHERRLEDER was liek “YE” we all were liek “YE” n BON JOVIwas liek “YE” so we ALL got into fucken BON JOVIS fucken TOUAREG n went over teh fucklen BRIGE nknocked omn BLADYS fucken DORR n were liek YO

n fucken BALDY ansred teh fucken door n was liek

“YO fucken u guys mad gudass time”

n we were liek YE wel we fucken tokk teh BESSTY ROSS fucken brige nevr semm 2 b a fucken problem ther n BALDY was liek

“YE haha thas fucken SMART”

n fucken hung out astin gudass stuffed fucken prezels n drinken mad liqids n fucken BALDY got a lil bit outa control n tokk of hiks fucken  shirt n thoght his old ass culd mack on thes fucken CHERRLEDERS beter taht way n he did akright i gues n its his hous n shit but PLZ son fucken GROSIN us teh fucken GROSS OUT n i thin k u scared ur fucken AUNTIES fuckin dog

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

yo KENNY KOBB fuck u son

heres me n gil comin back from fucken WEGMENS lass afternonn stockin up on URMBELLAS n fucken WHETTIES n shit

we was posed 2 go GOFFIN wit JIM FURKY n JIMY ROLINS n JUM JOYCE n JAMMY MOYER n JIM TOME this wekkend n drink ALL KINDA FRUT JUCIES n fucken TAG a BUNCH OF FUCKEN PUSSSSAY n CHEKC OUT fucken SATURDAY DUBLE CLAP of the shitass MALRINS  but shitass IRENN had 2 com thru n FUCK ALL R fucken PLANS UP n we aint got NO BABSELL now n NO FUCKEN FOTTBALL n NO FUCKEN GOFF n NO FUCKEN HUCKY n sur as SHIT aint fucken got NO FUCKEN BASKITBAL plus JIMY n JAMMY n JUMY n JOMY all callt in but r fucken HOMBOY JIM FURYK showt up n was liek YO LETS DO THIS I BROGHT SOM FUCKEN BUGLES n CHESS DIP ALSO

so thats what were doin this wekkend

SHEPDAWG n GIL n JIM FURYK sitin in 701HQ aka TEH FUCKEN HOUSE OF PAN EASTIN BUGLES

"YO SUP EASTING sum gudass BUGGLES off my fingers" - JIM FURYK

WAT TEH FUCK PALU

u got this guddas guy her makkin all sorta babbys stickin his dick in al teh BEAUTIFUCL FINASS LADDYS in the DELEWARE MOTHERUCKLEN VALEY makking guddass fuckin HUCKY PLAYIN BABBYS sur 2 B a STENGEL CUP DINATSY in bout 13 – 16 YERS n u sent him 2 OH fucklen HIO b4 hje culd even maek a fucklen GOAELIE

SHITASS SHORT SITED ASS DISCRACE 2 the tittel of HUCKY GENEREL MANGER fuck u PA:LU HOMGRIN u SELL-FUCKEN ASSHOL

GUES WAT he stayin stil he gets that GUDDASS PHILY D-N-8 spred around 4 a fuckeln GOLIE n mebe a fucklen 2nd LIEN TOO

"WASUP BIRCH IM JEF CARTER STRONGASS BADASS HUCKY PLAYER MAKKIN D-N-8 IMA get outa his fucken BIGASS BALLS in a minut n fucklen MAKK U A STAR" - JEFF CARTERS D-N-8

YE

n so WAT TEH FUCK CARTER call me n GIL up on teh fucken FON at 701HQ n liek

"YO SHEP YO GIL lemme SPIDERHOLE UP WIT YALL til my agint figer out WAT teh FUCK 2 DO I STIL GOTA LOTA WORK ahed o me getin all these FINASS STON HARBER n WILDWODD BORCHES PREGNINT" - JEF CARTER

so of CORSE me n GIL liek YO YE JEF CMON OVER we alwyas got a cople extra CRAFMATTICS open 4 r guddass frens cuz we see shit in teh fucklen LONGTERM u no we want tat fucklen SPANGLEY CUP ALSO but was beter

ONE SPUGLEN CUP NEXT YER

or

EVRY FUCKELN LAST 1 OF LORD SPONGLES CUPS from 2020 until fucklen ETERNETY

I THIKEN U NO teh fucklen ANSER

"I AINT EVN BIN MADE YET n IM SMARTER THEN SHITASS PALU HOMLGRIN" - JEF CARTER GUDDASS SEEEEED n futur VEGINA TROPY WINER

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I

am ELLY FUCKEN

MANLING teh UGIEST shitass pece of fucken stupit PIS n

bigass stupotass DUMMY ALSO n sum tiems wen ur

fucken STUPIT u

think u

can CLAP that wich

canot b CLAPT n sinc

e I hav

FETA ALCOHALL SINDOM U HAFTA FERGIV my dum assssss I FORMLY ANONCE MY FUCKL

EN RETIRMENT FROM FOTTBUL so

I aint gon hav MUNY LIEK THAT NO MOR so fucken SHEP n GIL

ned 2 stop FUCKEN AL MY GILFRENS

n makkin me

PAY 4 TEH

ABBORTINOS ima oppin taht BAKKRY NOW buuuuuuuuuuuuiiiiiuuuBUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWAWQAQQQQQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAHA YE RITE FUCK TEH SHITASSPECEOFPISS GINTS n teh resdsss of teh fucklen NFC FOTBUAL CONFINCE

NUMER TO SEDD HAHA

FYYYYYYUUUUUGYYY EGLES FYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
ON MIKK VIKKS BIG FUCKEN BEAUTIFUL BALLLLLLLLLLS
FYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYY EGEL FYYYYYYYY
ON DSHANS BIGASS HARRY BALLLLLS ALSOOOOOOOOOO
HITRM LOOOOOOO
HITEM HIIIIIIOII
ELLY MANIGN IS A SHITASS OLDASSS DUMMYASS GINT BIRCH
FYYYYUYY EGLES FYYYYYYYY
N THEN U FUCKEN FYYYYYYUYYYYYYYYY
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"FUCK U RUBBIN AMARNIO u aint gun MATCH CILFS guddass CORNTACT 4 my fuckeln CLIANT we out PECE" - OCSAR SAREZ, DENIS RAYAS shitass dummy AGINT

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