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YO SPROTINOS sorry me n SHEP aint drop BLOG NOWLEGE on u in a lil bit but we wer doin r fucken UNAVERSITY SPEEKIN SERIES

"GUDD MORNIN SPROTINOS... we her 2 fucken lern u bout SPROT n PUSSAY.... n aslo FUCK U GO TAMPLE" - SHEP n GIL in there fucken guddass COLLGE LECTURWE SERIES

u no talkin 2 all them fucken brahs n bitch brahs at fucken HARVORD N YAIL n shiat n fucken liek HOLLY CROSS n all them placces

but yo so we chillin wit all thees fucken college laddys n shit n they reedin thees new fucken bokks n they got nams liek fucken

“HANLEY POTTER N TEH MAGICALASS LION”

or “HANLEY POTTER n th fucken JURNEY 2 fucken NARNIO”

or “HANLEY POTTER n th fucken RETURN of fucken JIMMY VOLDEMOART” or sum fucken shit

n so annyway we fucken get teh BOKKS ON TAPE n lissen wile we on teh RODE

ye we lisseen 2 ERRY FUCKEN 1 OF THEM MUTHERFUCKARS on th fucken cassett player son u no it

n in th secont book= theres this fucken PART were HANLEY POTTER losses all his fucken BONES n shit durin th fucken QIDDITCH MATCH

n if u aint no wat qidditch is well its liek fucken BABSELL cept its fucken borin as FUCK cuz there fucken BRITTISH PEEPLE Read the rest of this entry »