YO SPROTIANO FUCK TEH YANKEES

hers ur 2011 oscer NOMINATINOS

n ye since this teh 701 LEVEL of corse all r predictins r from purre SABARMETRICAS so u no they b 105% RITE

BEST PICTUR:

AVATARE

"SUP EARTH SPROTS yo fuck th HUT LOCKER n fuck TH KINGS SPECH" - avatar

BEST DIRCTER:

th fucken guy who did them hobbit movies prolly

BEST ACTER:

HAVIER BARDEM cuz BARD

ye bard

YE BARD

BEST ACTRASS:

BALCK SWAN LADDY cuz she fucken BALCK N WITE ther4 displayin DUALESM OF MAN

BEST SUPPROTI ACTER:

th fucken docter in tht moovie THE KINGS SPEECH who fucken curres th king of cancer or watever

"HELLO ENGLAND im fucken curred from bein sick now" - KINGS SPEECH

BEST SUPRPOTIN ACTRESS:

HELELNA BON HAM CARTER cuz i thikk she fucken RELATTED 2 JOHN BON HAM who wuz th fucken drummar in LEAD ZEPPEOLINO who fucke did tht song “CASHMEAR” which is fucken CHASS UTLYS walk up musicc which is fucken HRADCORE so ther4 she HRADCORE so ther4 she win

BEST ANIMATTED FEETURE FILM:

HOW 2 TRANE UR DRAGGN hahahahaha maturbatino referance

BEST FOREIN FLIM:

NCE UPON A TIM IN MEXICO

BEST ORGINAL SCRENNPLAY:

INCEPTINO cuz its jus a gudd movie 4 rell

BEST ADAPTER SCRENNALY:

i dunt no wat that meens

BEST ART DIRECTINO:

ALICE IN WUNDERLAND cuz it has fucken HELLEN BON HAM CARTER as th QEEN of HARTS n tim berton marred 2 her or sumthin n she fucken RELATTED 2 JOHN BON HAM who wuz th fucken drummar in LEAD ZEPPEOLINO who fucke did tht song “CASHMEAR” which is fucken CHASS UTLYS walk up musicc which is fucken HRADCORE so ther4 she HRADCORE so ther4 she win

"ooooooo let th SON BEET DON UPON my fucklen FAC wit star 2 fill my DREEEEEMMm. i am traffeler ot TIM n SPACE n i fucken aslo sing tht song BALCK DOGGGGGG" chass utley walk up theem

BEST COOSTUME DESINE:

REER WINDOW

BEST ORGINAL SONG:

FRENDS THEEM SONG

BEST ORGINAL SCORE:

hahahahah score liek wen u hav SEX wit a GIRL

YE SON thas how ur fucken boys SHEP n GIL do it

BEST DOCCUMENTARARY:

RESTREPPO

BESST FLIM EDDITIN:

fucken FACEBOKK MOVIE

BEST CIAMINTOGRAHY:

th fucken moovie wher the KING OF ENGLAND has fucken STREP THROAT or sumthin n he gets curred

"HELLO ENGLAND im fucken curred from bein sick now" - KINGS SPEECH

BEEST MAKK UP:

HARVEY DENT

BEST SOND EDDITTIN:

mmmm this 1s hard but prolly tht fucken 1 wher th KING has fucken AIDDS or sum shit liek that n then he gets curred n makks a SPECH

"HELLO ENGLAND im fucken curred from bein sick now" - KINGS SPEECH

BEST SOND MIXIN:

th 1 wher th fucken KING gets fucken TUBERUCLOSIS or watver th fuck its callt but then at th last minnit he lerns how 2 fucken SPEEK RELL GUDD

"HELLO ENGLAND im fucken curred from bein sick now" - KINGS SPEECH

BEST VISAL EFFECTS:

watever that fucken 3D MOOVIE wuz tht me n SHEPDAWG saw las summer wit th fucken 3D GLASSS n shit at th fucken CHEERY HILL LOWES

BEST DOCAMENTARY (short subjec):

TEH WARRIERS OF QIUGANG

solid documenntary

Bess VISAL FIELM animatted:

mmmmm i dunt no wat this meens ether

Besst SHORT FILM (liv actino):

“Na Wewe” cuz thats liek fucken WAWAS n wawa reps DELEWARE VALLY n thas legit

flippin swett more liek FUCKEN SWETT hahahahahahah get it

yo sprotinos u can takk that 2 th BANK

PRAISE ALLAH

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