YO SPROTINOS so i c that now th fucken NEW YORK NICKS (more liek NEW YORK fucken FUCKS hahahahahahahahahahahah get it)  get CARMELLO ANTONY

hahahahahah u prolly mad that u aint on th SIXERS yeh I C IT IN UR EYES u fuck

n so now they fucken think they HOT SHIT n shit n they all liek

“YES yo we  hot shit now N NOW WE FUCKEN got th SIXTH SEED on lokk 4 RELL yo NOW TH SIXXERS will nevver catch US”

wipe tht fucken SMUG LOKK off ur face u fucken TOM CELEK LOKKIN MUTHERFUCJKAER

hahahahahahahahahahaha yeh rite son U THINK WE SCERRED??? ye mebbe sum pepple n brahs n BITCH BRAHS r

but not SHEP n GIL

y, u ask loyle SPROT FANS???

welllll cuz it jus so happen that ur fucken boys SHEP n GIL dint jus majer in JOURNISM durin r fucken MATRICULATINO at DEVRY UNAVERSITY yeh we aint simple liek that cuz chekk it

we aint no single majers or fucken 1 majer wit shitass MINER hahahahah no sprot fan no way WE FUCKEN DUBBLE MAJERED th DUBBLE MAJER UP in fucken both JOURNAISM n GEENEEOLOGY

ye sprot fucken SHEP N GIL hav clapt up a FAMLY TREE or 2 in r TIEM no fucken joek

n geeneeology isa kind of SABARMETRIC wen u fucken LERN BOUT PEEPLES FAMLYS n ANSESTRY n shit n u lern bout wether they fucken cam from liek JOLLY OLDE ENGLANT or fucken SCOTLANDE or from fucken TALLAHASSEY

so ok anyyway me n teh SHEPDAWG did a lil fucken RESERCH in2 CARMEL ANTHONNY”S fucken HERTAGE n we lernt sum disturbin shit: all his fucken 4FATHERS suck n r SHIASTASS n ther4 by teh law of fucken ANCESTRY he shalt also fucken SUCK n b SHATASS

CAMRELLOS ANTONY”S ANSESTORS:

MARK DAVID ANTONY

YO SO th fucken PROGENITOR of teh ANTONY CLAN is this fucken shitass crazzyass MARK ANTONY. yeh so he USE 2 b cool wen he fucken chillt wit AUGUSTIS n shit but then he fucken BTRAY him n ther wuz CIVIL WAR n shit n th BATTEL OF ACTIUM n shit

but teh RELL PROLLEM wuz he was bangin hotass fucken CLEOPATRANA wich is coool but he was fucken PUSSYWHIPPD th PUUSYWAHIP UP n he fucken 4got th most improtant ROOL of th fucken ROMAN EMPIRRE:

FRATRES ANTE FEMINAS et shit” akak 2 all u WHO aint lernt LATTIN at DEVRY: “bros b4 fucken HOES n shit”

so ye CARMELLO prolly gon b havin fun n shit but then he gon fuck sum NY BIRCH liek fucken LAANIS MORRISETTO or sumthin

"A fucken OLDER VERSINO OF ME is she PARVERTED liek me WUD SHE GO DONNNN ON CARMELLO ANTONY in THEETER liekk MEEEEEE???????? n shit" - carmelo antony fuck i meen ALANIS MORRISETTO

n then fucken AMARY STODDEMIRE gon b liek “YO CHAUNCY comm over 4 fucken POKKER NITE at my crib” but carmello “liek naw son IM TAKKIN ALNIS MORISETO 2 supper n a MOVIE” n then AMARE is liek “FUCK U ur puussywhipped” n then teh TEEM fall APART cuz they hatt eechother

MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

yo this fucken ASSHOLEN killt that fucken guy who sing taht guddass song liek “HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JULIE dont  fucken makk it sad TAKK A SADASS SONG n make it bettterrr rember DONT fucken GET KILT by MARK DAVIED CHAPMAN” n yes CARMELLA ANTONY iss relatted 2 him SO FUCK U CARMELLO now he gon comm 2 NYC n kill 1 of r NATINAL TRESURES

ANTHONY SAPRANO

yo so TONNY SOPRANO is sorta a BOSS but still

ANTONNY HOPKINES

yo u mite b th WORLDS FASTESST fucken INDIANN but u still eat peple n so accordin 2 teh LAW OF ANCESTRY wich i fucken mentinoed EARLER ther4 CARMELLO ANTYONY will fucken eat peeple PROOLLY even fucken JODDY FOSTER n that wud suck cuz shes RELLY HOT

ye so obviosly FUCK CARMELON ANTHONY

GO SIXXERS

FUCK MARK DAVID CHAPMAN

PRAISE ALLAH

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