YO SPROT so fucken me n SHEP n RENAY DECARTES n taht fucken hot bitch from GLEE

ye th fucken cat outt teh BAG now ye me n SHEP r fucken GLEKKS

wuz watchin JEPPERDY this wekk n we seen tht fucken ROBBOT WILSONN n as soon as we c him

FUCK U WILSON u thikk u fucken SMART N SHIT but u aint got mno FELLINS

me n shep n fuckn DECERTES n GLEE gurl jus lokk at eech other n we liek

“shiat”

cuz wan no y??? ill fucken tell u y

so furst of, teh fucken old JEPPERDY CHAMPINO BARD RUTTER is from fuckenn LANCESTER PA so u thikk he def gon win rite???

but then he fucken dint

n fucken WWILSON DID

wat teh fucken TIT BARD u sposed 2 be fucken reppin LANCESTER n even HUMANTY aginst th fucken ROBBOTS wat th fuck son now we r all fucken DOOMED

 

so ther5, accordin 2 me n SHEPS fucken calcoalotions: WILSON beet th fucen SMARTESTASS JEPPERDY guy ever n he wuz th SARTEST cuz he from th fucken DELEWARE VALLY bascally, so ther4 WILSON b th FUCKEN SMARTEST BEIN IN TEH UNOVERSE

so 1nce we relllize that we liek

“shiat”

cuz HAV U EVER FUCKEN SEEN teaht fuken movie I ROBBOT??? yo i only seen th fucken FURST HAFF n i dont rember relly cuz i wuz HI as TIT but i thikk th fucken ROBBOTS can think n shit n 1 of em is nammed liek fucken VALLERIE or sumthin n liek WILL SMITS want 2 fuck her but he cant cuz she is a fucken ROBBIT n ther4 she aint no bout human emotinos such as SEXx

so yo wen i first seen teh MOVIE I ROBBIT i normlly wuddve benn pritty scered 4 rell liek

“O SHIT NOW WE GON GET FUCKEN CLAPPT UP BY THEM ROBBITS N SHIT”

but then i rember “naw its all gudd cuz teh olny reeson we lose 2 th ROBBITS is cuz fucken WILL SMITS a pussssssay

cuz chekk y he a pussy

1. wen his fucken MOMS sed “U MOVIN 2 ur fucken AUNTYY N UNCLE n BELL AIR” he roll over liek a lil BITCH wen he shudve jus beenn liek “FUCK U MOMS i fucken luv PHIOLEY n i rather b DEDD then liv annywere else cuz I FUCKEN LUV EAGES N SIXES N FYLER N PHILES N RIVERSHARK n @the701level”

"FUCK U BITCH I AINT LEEVIN" - wat will shudve sedd

 

ther4 BITCH

2. n he a fucken pussyass in that movie SEVEN LBS cuz he liek

“OOOOOOOO BOOOOHOOO BOOHOOO i fucken kilt peeple accidantlly n accidantly kilt my WIF boohoooo im a lil fucken BABBY”

but then he fucken fuck ROSANIO DAWSON so u thikk he b happy but no HE STIL A FUCKEN BITCH n fucken kill himseff wit a fucken JELLYFESH

"kill a robbit???? awww hell naw SON IM 2 FUCKEN SCERRED 2 DO TAHT im bout 2 fucken drop a fucken JEELYFISH on my dick n fucken DY cuz im rell sad n shit OOOO BOOOO FUCKE HOOOOOOO" - will smits wat he relly say

 

so ye ther4 it aint no fucken thing if WILL SMITS cant beet a ROBBIT but if a fucken BRAH from fucken LANCASSTER cant then we all fucken FUCKED SPROT FANS so it wuz nice noin u but we all gon be dedd in liek a fucken wekk

SO FUCK U WILSON SHITASS COMPUTERASS MUTHERFUCKER

rember me n SHEP as jus sum fucken humbleass mutherfuckers wit BIGASS DICKS who liek SPROT n BROADS

o ye TIEM 4 PHILES NEWS:

th fucken PHILINOS lokkin rell gudd down in CLERRWATER PENSYLVANIA n no1s fucken HURT or nuthin n DOM BROWN gon b teh TIT n CILFF LEE N ROY HALLDY N JOE BALRTON N fuckenCODDY OWALST N COLE HAMMLS n all teh other of th fucken 20 ACCES gon win cy yung

PRAISE ALLAH

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