YO SPRORT so teh SIXERS hav benn th fucken TIT lattly as u prolly no but then they lost las nite n me n SHEP both lokk at eech other in th fucken PRESS BOXX affer the gaem

ye so STAY OUT MUTHERFUCKERS unlass u got them PERSS CRENDENTINOS liek fucken SHEP n GLI

n we liek

“YO accordin 2 r CALCOLATINOS orlendos VORP aint rrelly 2 gudd n th SIXERRS IS so how do they loose cuz NUMBARS aint nevr LYYY”

but then we lokk at the MEDIO GUIDE n we c a numbar that aint 2 fucken gudd:

under DWITE  HOWARD it liek “THIS GUY is fucken SEEVEN FETT TALL”

YO DWITE ur 2 fucken TALL y aint u go paly sum other fucken SPROT so itd b more fare liek fucken VOLLYBALL or meebe fucken NUKEEM if u aint gudd at VULLYBALL cuz then u aint got 2 hit it u jus CARCH IT ye fucken NATE ROBERSON no wat im talkin bout cuz he wuz a SICKASS RELEEVER 4 th PHILES this yer so YE

n we liek “YO SPROTINOS that aint fucken FARE cuz that meen he liek a fucken GAINT liek that fucken shiatass teecher in teh HARRY POTTRE movie so chekk this fucken PROOF

1. DWITE HOWAED is liek 8 fett tall

2. most otther BRAHS aint

3. so accordin 2 teh fucken LAW of  VORP n WARS n shit thas not gudd cuz he got a fucken UNFARE ADVANTEGIN n he supposd 2 fucken olny win by ussin SMARTASS MATTH N SABRAMETRIC n fucken BABIPPOS n VORP so hes ther4 fucken CHEESTIIN

yo BARD PITT no how 2 do fucken gudd MATH 701 stile 4 rell

4. n accordin 2 BOB JAMES FAMOS THEOREM: thou shalt not fucken b TALL n shit cuz that give u unfare ADVANTGE n shit n th game shud olny b fucken DECIDDED by ur VORP n how big taht is n not ur fucken HITE

5. so ther4 FUCK DWITE HOWARD

QUODD ERANT DEMOSTRANDUM mutherFUCKER

ye so put that 1 in th fucken WIN COLLUM 4 teh FIGTIN SIXXERS

ye PRAISE ALLAH thasnks 4 givin me this BIG AS FUCK BRANE

yo FUCK U 2 HAGRAD u fucken puussy

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