YO SPROT fucken 701 LEVEL got teh SCOOOP as USAUL wit all ur PHILLY SPROT NEWS so fucken chekk it out RITE HERE n lissen if it aint on 701 it prolly AINT FUCKEN TRU

n ther4 CONVERSLY if it is on 701 it IS TRU hahahahahahahah YE:

ok so frist fucken SPROT NEWS ITTEM TADAY: hav u ever seen A BEATIFUL MINTT???

ye

yo it a MOVIE wit RUSTIN CROW n fucken big tit hotass JENIFAR CONNALLY n it all bout how he fucken gudd at MARTH PROBLEMS n how he thikk he got a bunch a fucken GUDDASS PALS who liek in th ARMY n fucken other shit BUT THEN U RELLIZE that they all fucken FAKE

so i lokk at SHEP 1nce teh fucken CREDDITSES start rollin n im liek

“SHIT SON… u thinkkin th THIKNK UP wat im fucken thinkin th THINK UP?”

n shep liek “ye”

n im liek “wate wat u thiknkin???”

n shepdawg liek “THAT teh fucken SIMLARITYS r fucken UNCANNY as TIT HERE bruh…. yo we both fucken GUDD AS FUCK at MATH n shit on r fuckern TI 89 n aslo we got a HOLE LOTTA fucken PALS includdin r fucken PALS in teh ARMED FORCESE”

n then we liek “fuck son”

EXISTENTAL CRISIS CLAP

n it wuz liek jus fucken MILLIN QUESTINOS goin thru r minds liek

“yo this is CARZY son HOLLY FUCKEN TIT ON a TIT ON A TIT ON a fucken TIT on a TIT On a TIT ON TIT ON TIT ON PAM GREERS TIT……” n then we booth jus fucken TRAILED teh TRALL off liek “wate wat if PAM GREER AINT even RELL SON”

"YO GREER BABBY did i fucken MEEN annything 2 u AM I EVEN FUCKEN RELL???" - GIL fucken THORPE

cuz that wud b th SADDESTASS SHIT EVVER cuz i lost my fucken VIRGINTY 2 her at leest i THOGUT I DID but now she prolly jus sum fucken FAKEASS fucken NOTRELLASS fucken HALLUCINATINO 4 rell son i no it fucken DEPERSSIN as FUCKL

n then it wuz jus a fucken SLIPERYASS SLOPP from therre:

BARD yo son pleez tell me u fucken RELL 4 rell. n is ur lil BABBY RELL???

allah help us son

YO PETTER LAVIOLETTE guddass fucken FYLER COCHE r u rell or r u jus a fucken FIGMANT or me n SHEPS imaginatinos????

TIT SON

YO OLLY NORTH r u reel???

how bout u M NITE SHAMAMLAN???

yo cuz fucken SINES wuz gudd as TIT n if that shit aint even RELL then im fucken RENOUNSIN ALLAH teh RENOUNC UP

ooo shit son ths 1 HURT. YO MONICA SENFELD r u fucken RELL??? r reel BLOND LADDY SENFELD??? wat about u JENNAFAR ANNISTINO SENFELD??? n ITALAN BRUH SENFELD??? r u a fucken TRU BEING ALCOHOLLIC SENFELD??? o no.... swett DAVID SCWIMMER SENFELD... SAY TI AINT FUCKLEN SOOOO son shitass fucken EXISTANALISM

yo SENFELD FRENDS i no u must be fucken RELL i jus NO IT yes

 

hahahahaha

 

 

yeh 1 more thing urrrr PHILFAPEHIA UNINO jus fucken got new JERZYS n they fucken TITE hahahahaha or shud i say TIT haahahahah WORDPALY

yo chekk it

yeeeeee BIMBO that meens HOT fucken SLUTS yeeeeee hahahah GUDDASS UNINO SOCCAR n hotass BABBYS gudd as fuck COMBONATINO

PRAISE ALLAH

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