SHEP TRUMBO (rite) n GIL THORPE (lefft), fucken estemmedass MOVIE CRTICS

YOOOOOOO SSPROT so this heere is a new fucken WEKKLY FEETURE (hahahah feet liek wen we fuck rex rynas wifs fett yes) whera me n SHEP selecct a MOOVIE that fucke CRITICKS n guddass movvie revew brahs liek RONNY EBBERT n JEAN SISKO n fucken RONNY ROPERT n RUBEN FRANK say r rell gudd then we wach them in teh 701 HQ PERSONEL HOM THEETER n then we giv u, TEH SPROT FANS, the tru fucken SCOPP> frist up is fucken PATRICK OSWALTS moovie BIG FANa:

okkkkkkk SPROT FANS well this fucken MOOVIE is bout a SHITASS GAINTS FAN so i wuz reddy 2 be liek “hahahahahah U GET A FUCKEN F- u shitass movie” but then i fucken bakked up sum PUPCORN n fucken got sum gudd as fuck hedd from VANNA WITE

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n i wuz in teh rite STAT OF MIND so i put it on n i wuz liek “HOLLY TIT this is liek as GUDD AS SUMTHIN SHEP N GIL wud make it rel fucken HRAD HITTIN guddass TRUTFUL documnatrary of y th GAINTS SUCK DICK n teh E G A LE S EAGKLEEEEESSS r rell gudd” cuz chekk it

-hahahahaha so 1 tiem u c PATRICK OSWALF (no reltion 2 CODDY OSWALT guddass pircher YE  CHEKKED on tat fucken FAMIL TREE WEBSITE) jerkin off in his BEDD hahahahah

YO PATTEN ye DALLAS DO suck fucken BALLSAKK but u sukk aslo 4 jerkin off hahahahah U NEDD 2 get PUSSAY 4 this moovie 2 b considder GRATE n enterr teh fucklen PANTHEON of LEGANDARRYASS MOVIES liek CITISEN KANYE n fucken GOTFATHER n fucken CASOBLANCO n fucken ME MYSLEF N IRA

yo SHEP N GIL aint never jerkd off we jus hav GUDD AS SEX SEXX since we liek 9 WIT FAMOSASS HOTASS LADDYASS SELBRITYS

-he fucken chill wit his BRUH tat guy from SUPPERBAD

nuther shitass GAINT FAN but will c teh MESSEGE of this movie is tat GINATS FANS fucken east bigass COCK

n they jus watch GAMS on teh TELEVISINO in teh parkin lot hahahahahahahah INSTEDD OF IN TEH STADIOM fuckin shitass SHEP N GIL STRATEUP chill wit JIMMY LURRY N fucken JOE BINNER in teh PRESDIDENTAL SWEET 4 rell

-theres sum fucken broad wit bigass TITTAYS n he aint fuck her so thas SHITASS

y aint u fuck her PATTIN??? def gonn hafta 2 drop my REVEW at leest 1 full fucken LETTAR GRADE

-ok n now im bout 2 get a lil fucken DEPP n CINEMATTIC on u but 4 rell I LUV teh DIRACTORIAL desision 2 sho how GAINTS FANS r shitass n EGALES FANS r teh opposote of SHITASS in the finle SEEN.cuz chekk it fucken PITTIN OSWALT sho up n PHILEY n he prententin 2 b a EAGLE FAN so cleerly thas th DIREACTOR show u a guddass METEFOR that he secratly want  b a egles fan.

n then ok hahahahahah lissen THERES THIS BRAH nammed PHILLY PHIL or sum shit n hes liek PATTINS rivvel n he gos 2 KILL HIM but he aint got a rell gun he got a SHITASS FUCKEN PANTBALL GUN hahahahahah n obviosly that wuz teh DIRACTOR shoin he aint AFRAYD 2 sho off his VORP a lil bit n get all fucken FRUEDIAN on ur asses

"YO all i no is ur fucken EGGO n ur SUPEREGGO n ur fucken IT all jus carre bout PUSSSSSSSAY hahahahah 4 rell FUCK TEH HATTERS" - SIIMON FREUD

cuz teh GUN repersent PATTON OSWALNS DICK n therfor all GAINTS FANS dick n it sho how they all got SMALL DICK n how they fucken IMPONTENT but eagles fan got big guns n therfor BIGASS DICKS n therfor they teh SHIT

so i give this fucken FLIM a resondin B+

cuz it verry RELLISTIC n its PERTRAYAL of GAINTAS FANS n how fucken shitass they r so thas gudd

but it fucken lakk much CHARAECTER DEVELPMENT n aslo th fucken LIGHTTIN CHOICES in severel of te CLIMACCIC SEENS lefft sumthin 2 b DESYRED but overalll GUDD AS FUCK DOCOMENTARY YES

praise ALLAH

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