"SHEP N GIL hav fucked 10 of mmy MISTRESSES n iv had it up 2 fucken HERE they jus 2 DAM GUDD at getttin PUSSSSSAYYY yes im shitass FUCK U EAGLES" - BUD SEELIG

YO BUD SEELIG u offically on fucken NOTACE u fucken SHIT u cant play ALLAH wit pepples EMOSHINS cuz gess wat thas how brahs get CLAPT UP rell nice n ur croozin 4 a CLAPPIN u fucken SHITASS

FRIST: in ur fucken CAPASITY as COMISHINER OF WETHER u let it fucken sno a lot n then it hard aas TIT 2 fucken travvel to ur guddass LOCLE corner store 4 MIK N EGG

THAN: as COMISNHER of th fucken CONGRASS

HERS ME GIL THOPRE wisperin sum fucken SWETT NUTHINS in hottass CONGRASSLADDY NANSY PALINS EAR yes

u lettin teh LEJISLATTIV BRUNCH not b gudd as TITT as it usta b gettinclapt a lil n fucken RUSHA still tryna clap us up wit teh ARMS n u aint been liek “YO FUCK U GORBACHOFF im bout 2 fucken send SHEP N GIL 2 eat ur fucken shitass WARHEDDS 4 BREKFISS n then fucken UPPERRDDEKK UR TOILET YES”

BUT THIS IS TH WORST: as COMISHNER OF FOTTBALL u say th EGLS CANT PLY THE VIKKINS well lissen son FUCK U cuz BERT FARVE must been SCERT n call u up liek “OHHH BOO HOOO sno is fucken scerry” SUCK A DIUCK SON

cuz lokk at my SABRAMETUIC rundon of VIKKINS ROSTAR n u c y they scert as FUCK 2 face MIK VIK N ADNY REDE n EFGLEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

ok hers a list of MINNYSOTAS VIKINS VORPS providded BY SHEP n GIL STATSHETTS:

BRETT FARBS VORP: shitass

ADRINO PETTERSENS VORP: shitaass

TAVARAN JACKSAN: shitass

JOE COBB: SHITASS

shitass JOE COBB u can fucken east KENNY KOBBS bigass DICK

mmmm tit TONY KELER i thikk: SHITFUCK

alrtite SPROT i get bakk 2 u on teh rest of th VIKKINS im still tryna rember they name n aslo CALCOLATE THEY VORP on my fucken gudd as tot TI 89 but 4 RELL

YO SEELIG u liek NUT how u liek theese BIGASS NUTS hahahahah shep n gil jus pix messeg r BALLS 2 u SON jus liek FARB fucken fuck

PRAISE ALLAH

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