TWAZ teh fucken NITE b5 CHRRIOSMISS n all trhu teh fucken HAUSE

not any CREETURE wuz doin TIT, not even a guddass SPROT FAN

teh stokkins were hanged up RELL FUCKEN GUDD

in hops taht ST NIKK wud soon clap up th fucken EARTH

hahahahaha YO ORNIMENT thas a guddass JOEK cuz u tlkain bout BIG DICKS liek SHEP N GIL hav hahahahahahaha YO I NO u aint rel but me n SHEP wud still fuck u 4 RELL eqal OPPORTUNITY SON

th BRUHS n LADDY BRUHS were sleppin in bed

n sum rell colo dudes wer gettin guddass HEDD

n SHEP in his fucken KERCHEEF, n me in my LAKEWODD FITTED

had jus settled down 4 a LONG WINTER TREESUM wit JENNEFER ANISTON SENFELD

"CHRIOSMISS EVE THREESUM thas a fucken SEINFELD TRADITINO" - JENNIFAR AINSTON SEIFELD

wen out in fronta 701 HQ ther roose such a lodd CLATTER

n i fucken SPRUNG teh SPRING UP from teh bed 2 c SUP

rite 2 teh bigass WIDOW i flw liek a FLISH

torr up them SHUTTERS n trew up th SASH

hers teh fucken BED I SPRUNG out of YO JENIFER ANISTINO SEINFELD jus chill 4 now ok IM GON C if GIL THORPE gotta fucken FUCK sum1 teh FUCK UP 4 rell U NO MYBABBIPS n VORPS n SIEERS b stron as fuck yes

THE MONO on teh BREAST hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah HOLLY FUCK brest shits funny alrite alrite MY B SON ok

teh moon on th TIT of NEWASS SNO

gav teh LUSTER OF MIDDAY 2 all th shit B LO

wen wat 2 my EYE SHUD fucklen APERR

but a small as FUCK SLAY n 8 tinny RAINDEERS

"YO SHEP N GIL i alwys wach u BRAHS get pussssay at nite IM A GRATE ADMIRER OF UR WORK" - teh man in th fukclen MOON

wit a lil od DRIVVER so fucken GUDD AS A TIT

i new in a mooment it must  b guddass sixers coche DOGU COLLLENS

o tit i ment SANNA

MOR RAPAD then E A G E S EAGLLLEEEEESSSSSSS

FLKLLYLY EGKES FLY on teh fucken RODE 2 VICTROYfly esgles FLY SCORATOCRHCAODNW123HITEMLOOOOOHITEMFUCKEHHIIIIIINFUCKSANANDREWSCUZHEAGAINTNOW fucken fllllllllllyyyyyyy ok yes

mor rapad than a EGLE his CORSE fucken come

n he wissle n yell n shit N CALL THEM BY NAM

"YO FUCK THIS BABBY where my boys SHEP N GIL N DOUG COLLENS at 4 fucken RELL???" - fucken SANTO

“NOW DISHER NOW DAMMER NOW fucken PRONGER n BITCHEN

ON CUMMET N CUPPO n DOMMER n fucken BLITDICK

to teh TUP OF TH PORN to teh top of the WOLL

NOW DASH AWY DUASH WAY n hav a guddass VORP

ye SUP DEER

then liek DRYASS LEEVS taht b4 th HORRICAM FLY

wen they mett wit LYNN DOYLE wen she gettin gudd dick from SHEP N GILS bigass VORPS

so up 3 th HOSETOP th CORSERS THEY FLEW

wit the  SLAY fulla TOY n hottass BROADS n BABSELL CARD n GAMECUBE n SANT NIK 2

"yo of corse i luv gettin fillt out liek a fucken APPLICATINO by SHEP N GIL espeshally on CHRIMISS aka fucken ALLAHS BIRTDAY" - lynn doyle

n then in a TWIKKLIN i hear on th ROFO

th princiin n PAWIN of erry fucken lil HOFO

as i pull in my HEDD n trun arond

DOWN TEH CHIMMY ST NIK CAM wit a BOIND

he dressd in fucken FLYASS FIR from hedd 2 biggass FOTT

n his clotes got TARNISH th TARNISH UP by ass n SOOT

cuz he alwys get gudd ASS all round teh EARTH

in CHINNA n ASIA n fucken AMERACA, NORTH

"ye i rember bangin all them THAT FUCKEN UPP MY VORP BIG TIEM yes manny win shares" - SANTA CLOSS

his eyes –  how they TWUNKLE! his dipples how MARRY!

his chekks were liek ROSSES, his nise liek a fucken tatsy as fuck CHEERY!

his droll lil MOTH drewn upp jus liek a fucken BOW

n teh BERD OF HIS CHINE wuz white as JAYSON CAPONO

th STEMP of a PEECE he had tite as pussay in his TEEF

n teh SMOKK it encirdle his HEDD liek a reef

he had a BRODD FASE n a lil fucken ROND BELLY

tat shokkk wen he laff – liek a BOWFUL OF PEABUTTART N JELY!

hahaha 4 RELL it shakk liek JELLY cuz lissen ME N SHEP no from EXPARIENCE cuz we liek the BIG BABBYS 2 4 rell SEXCLAP all teh LADDYS liek LUV n DICK n shep n gil liek LUV n PUSSAY n CHIROSMAS 4 rell

he wuz fucken FAT AS FUCK a rell jolly fuvken guy

n GIL LAFF wen he c him, in spitt of MYSLE!

n I LAFF wen i saw him in SPT OF MYSE o shit my b

a WIKK OF HIS EYE jus liek he JENIFER ANISTONSEINFELD

sono let me no WE GOT NUTTIN 2 DREED

he spokk not a WROD btu went strate 2 fucken WORK

n fillt all th sockins then turn wit a JURK

n makin me SMELL his finger then he toch his NOSE

n givin a NOD up teh CHIMENY HJE ROSE~

smell my fingar JUS DO IT OR ELS I AINT GIVIN U NO FUCKN FUN AS FUCK PRESANT

he sprung 2 his SLAY n 2 his teme he guv a fucken LOOD WISSLE

n awy they all fly liek teh DON OF A THISSLE

but me n SHEP herd him say leik the DOWN OF A THISSLE

HAPPYT CHRIOSMISS 2 all GUDDASS SPROT FANS, n 2 all a GUDDASS NITE

RELL LIIFE FOTO takken by SHEP TRUMBO 2010

PRAISE ALLAH

YO ALLAH also HAPPY FUCKEN BIRTDAY SON 4 rell

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