YO SPROT CHEKK IT son

SHEP N GIL

“YOOOOO BUDD SEELIG i no u thikkin that fucken REXX RYNA wuz fucklen INNOPRPRIATTE or sum shit but lisseennnn we gott 2 step in here” – SHEP n GIl

“O TIT YO GIL wat teh FUCK SON y u standin up 4 REXX RYAN wen he a fucken shittass JET??? u my fucken BRUH SON u n SHEP savvd my lief that 1 fucken NITE n i dont want u fallin on ur fucken SORDS” -BUD SEELIG

BUD SEELIG teh fucken NFL comisoner n his hot as tit WIF fucken SARNA JENNIFER AINNISTON

n we liek “YOOOOOOO SON chill chill  FURST OF ALL u dont ow us son jus let us fuck fucken PAM OLOVER n we even STEFENS. but 4 RELL we aint do this cuz of REX shitass JET

we doin it cuz fucjlen BUGGY RYAN wuz r boy GUDD AS FUCK EAGLE COCHE n he tolt us that he fucken stuck his DICK in betwenn his daugter n laws finass FEET cuz wen REX got fucken MARRYED his pop BUDDY invokk fucken PRIMANOCTA jus liek fucken LONGSHAKES

"YES SON u can git ur fucken D WET wenever sum1 b gettin MARRYD ye PRIMANOCTACLAP SON" - LONGSHAKKS

so u no he got sum guddass fucken PUSSSSSSAYn then he fucken got his NUT n aslo his VORP wuz madd HI so yeeeee u no ME N SHEP wuz liek ” said SHEP N GIL

n budd seelig liek ‘hahahaha o nice son gettin a FOOTJOBB i usta get thoos in COLLGE from teh mmmm fucken pretty LADDYS”

yes sir nuttin liek a fucken guddd ol fashin FOOTJOB jus liek ur fucken GRANMA prolly usta 2 do to ur GRAMPA yeessss hahahahahahah OLD SEX CLAP

n we liek “ye rite BUD SEELIG u mite be teh NFL COMSIHNER but u still a ROKKIE in teh pussay gaem”

n then he got all fucken BASHFUL as TIT n he liek “O SHUCK BRAHS i aint never gotten a FOOTJOB n it makk me rellllll fucken SAD sumtiems liek BOOOJOOOOO BOO HOOOOOO wahhhhh” hahahahahaha birchass

so we liek “TIT we got 2 fucken makk this rite” so u no who we call

it a fucken LITTEL NOWN FACT taht PAM GREER has benn VOTTED as teh BESTASS fucken GUDDESTASS FOOTJOB GIVER in teh WROLD fucken 24 CONSECOTIV YERES ye babby hahahah 4 rell hot as TIT on a TIT on PAM GREER

yeee so BUD SEELIG wuz as happy as a fucken PIG ina BLANKKET n then me n SHEP makk luv 2 teh BEATIFULASS ARCHES of REX RYANS WIFES FETT AGAIN n since we rell NIEC AS TIT 4 rell n we RESPECK BUSSY RYAN SO MUCH we liek “YO REXX yo son u can fucken jerkk teh JERK OFF in teh corner jus dont makk fucken EYE CONTAT wit me or SHEP”

n he liek “YE”

"yo shep n gil jus wann dubble chekk it cool if i cleen up wit this fuken PAPPER RITE cuz im bout 2 bust a nut 4 RELL"

FEETCLAP

this 1 for u BUDDY wherever u at SON:

FLYYYYY EGLES FLY

n fucken get ur nut wit sum HOTASS FEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

flyy fucklen EGLES FLUY N fucken BUD SEELIG A SHITASS BIRCHASS NFL COMISHNER

fuck teh ARCHHEEEES of teh FEET

n then we fucken SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTT

n then we get a FUCKEN GUDDASS WIN SHARE

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FUCK SUM FINASS FEET in teh fucken FEET YO REX RYNAS WIEF U PRETTY COLO PARISE ALLAH

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