YYYYEEEE BIRCHES

hahahahahahahahah

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"yes..... Id liek 2 CORDALLY invite teh hole fucken WORLD 2 suck on my big BEATIFUL BALLS"

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhah

FUCK U YAKKESS u got CLAP UP by a BIGASS BRANE LAS NITE n 4 rell

cuz yee CULFF LEE a ucken PHILEY NOW n he liek “HAHAHAHAH U BIRCH In teh NL ESAT gettin CLAPT by me yeeee I FELL liek u all aint even fucken on my LEFEL cuz im liek fucken LANDO CALRUSSO yes i fucken left 4 a lil bit CUZ I HAD SUM FUCKEN DETTS 2 PAY OFF

"YEEEEEEEE BABBY hahahahah u new fucken LANDO CALRUSSO wud be bakk son cuz I LUV ALL MY BEATIFUL SPROT FAN BORTHERS N SISTRS" - lando calrusso aka CILFF LEE

but now im bakk bout 2 fucken RIP TIT UP in the fucken MILEMMIOM FOLCON wit that fucken ARMODILLO lokkin mutherfuckar hahahahahahahah yeeeeeee

but 4 RELL in all SERIOUS i higly epect CILFF LEES VORP 2 QUADRUPLLE in his time in PHILER n aslo his WAR will prolly b madd gudd n his WIN SHARES will be THRU The fucken ROFO

NINE NUMB CLAP

cuz lissen it liek REMBER how fucken LUKE wuz shit n wuz alway a lil BABBYBACKBIRCH liek “WAAAAAHHHH fucken AUNTY PERU n UNCLE BEN DY now wat am i gonna do?”

n fucken uncle BEN KENOBBY liek “how bout u stop bein a fucken pussay”

n LUKE jus liek “welllllllll ok mebbe IF IT HEPS ME GET A GUDD AS TIT WIN SHARE”

n oby wan liek “fuckin a rite it will u pussayass bich NOW HOW BOUT U GET OFF Ur fucken GOLDBRIKKIN ASS n go 2 fucken DEGOBAN n trane wit YODO coolass fucken FROG lokkin JEDDY”

"HEY LUKE how bout u stop bein such a fucken lil PEECE OF WERTHLESS TIT n stop crynin bout AUNT PPERU n the mebbe u will be cool liek DOC HALLDAY" - OBY WAN KENOYBY guddass JEDDY

n luke liek “ok”

hahahaha n then CILFF LEE is liek the same thin HE PROLLY get madd gudd INSPIRATINO from STRA WARS teh AMPIRE STIKES BACK cuz he lernt that u nedd 2 go 2 fucken SHITASS LANDS that suck dick liek SEATTLE MARNERS CITY n fucken TEXAS RANNGERS CITY cuz then he liek

“WOW NOW I rellize that PHILY a fucken coolass CITTY wit hottass BROADS

SUP ADEEDEE how u doin babby OK STOP TLAKIN sex time

n TATSYAS TIT FOOD n yes now i can usee the fucken FROCE i can lifft mutherfucken PLAINS up wit my MIDN hahahahaha”

n yeh i dont no who fucken YODO wud b in this guddass metaphooricass ANALGY prolly lik DON WAKAMATASASU the manger in SETTLE

"BANG hotass BROAD.... or do not bang hottass board.... THEIR IS NO FUCKLEN TYR"

cuz he semmm ALRITE i gess he prolly liek “FUCK madd HOT BIRCHES u will wit ur BIGASS COCK liek SHEP N GIL u will n hav sex that is gudd wit SCRALET JOHNSON u will hahahahahahah U WILL YES I AM DON WAKATU akak YODO”

so yeh thas rite CILFF LEE ur VORP IS MADD GUDD hahahahah FUCK TEH HATTERS

cuz hatters gon HAT but SHEP N GIL N CILFF n fucken LANDO CALRUSSO dont even give SHIT

PRAISE ALLAH

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