YO SPROT gudd fucklen mornio so yo GIL GOT A STORRY 2 TELL:

yo so ok ok lissen up 1 tiem me n SHEP werr havvin guddass sex wit sum BROAD BIRCH as usal NO BIGG FUCKEN DELL  but then we liek in teh middle of th sex time n all the sodden SHEP liek

“YO GIL i thikk we fucken 1 of them birch babbys who fucken got ther FUCKLEN FUCK ON wit taht shitass glofer TIGER WODDS her namm liek JOSLINN JAMES”

n i wuz liek “YE SON i thikk u rite hahahahah yo let me text jim furyk bout this”

n jim had benn under teh footon the hole time cuz he got DRUNK as TIT teh nite b4 at 701HQ n he zu jus liek “YO BRAHS i here u hahahahah KEPP HAVIN GUDD SEX effel tower hahahah n FUCK TIGGER WODDS im a bettar glofer then HIM”

n we liek ” YE”

n then JIMMY ROLLOS liek “YO BRAHS im JROLL n we shud rite a bokk bout this ADVANTURE n i will be teh GOST RITER itll be liek “GUDDASS SEX WIT A FINASS MASTRESS OF TIGER WODDS” by SHEP TRUMBO n GIL THORPE wit JIMMY J ROLL ROLLENS”

yes so we twink at JOSLYN JAMS

hahah ye we tell tat babby wat teh SUPS SUP

n then as u can c she rellizes taht she jus benn offically CLAPT teh CLAP UP:

teh aformenshined CLAPP

n then she tell us n r brah ERRYBUDDYHITS a guddass sorty bout her bigass TITTAYS:

yeeee TITS SON thas wat SHEP n GIL liek 4 fucklen RELL

hahahahaah yes

well sprot fans WEVE HAD a lot of fucken FUNN havvin sex wit JOSYN JAMES but dont 4get 2 buy r bokk “GUDDASS SEX WIT A FINASS MASTRESS OF TIGER WODDS” by SHEP TRUMBO n GIL THORPE wit JIMMY J ROLL ROLLENS it avalable at ur locleass BANES N NOBBLES bokk stroe n also at BOADERS n BOADERS EXPRISS n otthr fucken bokk MARACHANTS

PS much luv 2 LOOGON MORISON of teh FLORDA MARKLINS cuz even tho u aint PHILEY u fucken rep 701 n thas LEGITT n he wuz tlakin 2 JOSYN JAMES 2 but his AGENT told him not 2 be follin around wit no CRAZZYAASS WOMEN so yo son WE FEEL U LOOGAN cuz me n shep b SPROT AGAENTS 2 sup son

PPS PRAISE ALLAH

PPPS sexx is madd fucken FUN

PPPPS fucken SIXRES got there FIFT WIN SHARE las nite so SUCK ON TAT all u otther fucken SHITASS PUSSAYASS NBAB TEMES

"yo brah bruhs I STILL HER U eeven tho im in fucken TRUKEY cuz u no me ALLAN IVERSON ye it ur boy n me n ALLAH alwys be watchin ovver all r PHILEYS RPROT BRAHS yeeeeeee son PRACTISE" - allan iversan

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