"YO GUYS i aint fucken CRYIN or nuthhin i jus relly wantd eether a fucken AL GOD GLUV or NL GODL GLUV cuz i got a guddass UZRZ 4 rell son oh FUSK SON WWWWAAAAAAHHH fucken bud selegg" - J ROLL PHILEYS SHOTSTOP

YO SPROT u no that GIL usally aint one 2 fucken COMPLAN 2 fucken MUCH cuz i jus chillaxx n luv th ESSENTALS AKA SPROTS n allah n pusssssssssssssaya n GUDDASS TATASYASS FOOD n fucken BRUSE WILLS MOOVIES ALSO but yo as a fucken HIGLY REGARTED SABAR METRISHIN i got 2 say a lil fucken sumthin here….

ok so it wuz enuff of an INSLULT taht JROLL aka the beset SHOTSTUP ever aint won the fucken AL GODL GLOOVE lissen i wuz madd pissd 4 fucken RELL but u no my brah SHEP n my otther brah who was chilllin las nite HARRSTON FORD

"YO JROLL i no how u fell son cuz i got fucken CLAPT up n snubbd by fucken NIKLODEON KID CHOCE AWRDS so fuck them son LIL BIRCHASS fuckn kenntan n kell n LORYBETH DENBARG n danny bonnaducce cuz IM THE TIT SON n u shudda gotten 1 of them GOLDASS GLUVS 4 rell" - HARRSON FROD

u no HAH SOOLO akak INDANA JONES n they liek “YO GIL we no u UPSPET rite now but lissen ther r BIGGAR FISH 2 fucken FRY the FRY UP akak NL GOLD GLUV

so i wuz liek “yeh u rite bruhs cuz thos AL VOTTERS musta been CHORCHD the CHORCH up or sumthin we no teh NL VOTTERS aint gon be cuz they can t ignore taht fucklen ULMIMATE ZONE RATTIN son it liek the BEST since sum fucken oldass guddass fucken BABSELL PLAYER liek HONEST WAGNAR

"yo this is about HAFF teh sizze of my DICK hahahahah ye son im fucken HONES WAGNER" - honus WEGNER hahaha liek WEGMENS fucken suppermarket

or fucken LOU GRERIG n also UTIMATE ZONE sonds a lot liek sumthin ud call PUSSSSAAAY hahahah cuz it teh ULTMATE ZONE that sheop n gil liek 4 RELL SON n JROLL no all bout DAT cuz we intrduce him 2 his fucken new WIF namd KIRIA a finass BIRCH who usta be a 701 LADDY but now we let JROLL marrry her teh MARRY UP so its all gudd son NUPTALS SON

n HARSONY FORD wuz liek “hahaha yes GIL thas gudd son now dont 4get 2 c my new fucklen HIT MOOVVEE MORNIO GLORRY starrin me n DINE KEETON n that fucken finass pecce of FINASS from MEN GIRLS”

"SEX WIT SHEP N GIL N HARRSON in teh fucklen FORRST hahahaha yeeeee OH YE" - rochel mcaddams

SHEP N GIL “FUCK YE SON we gon c it fucken clap up AMC SON”

theeen TEH NEXT DAY

im fucklen surfin teh INNERNET on eddie jordans fancyass LOPTOP n wat do i c…… TRY TOOLOWOTZI hahahahahah yo im thikkn 2 myself “THIS must b sum sorrta SICK JOEK SON cuz we all no his fucken UTMAT ZONE RATTIN is olny FIV

naw son.... just naaaaaawwww

n also teh FELDING BIBBLE say he a lil pussaysss birchass BABBYBAKBIRCHASS BORCH who cant fellld a fucken lil pussyass GRUNDBALL so wat teh FUCK?”

n harrson n shep liek “fuck son….. FUCK SON”

so yeh this is abosoloot BALONEY n fucken LOONACY n fucku BUD SELEG u lil birch son hahahahahah this is fucklen BUNK SON 4 rell ALLAH MAY U PUNSH these fuckken lil NUMNUTS YE SON all prase 2 U hahaha oh yeh CONGARTS SHANE VICTRINO u my BRAH SON

"yeeeeee TRUN MY GUD GLUV SWEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGG ON" -shan vitroni

u got anuther gud gluuuve n thas GUDUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDD luv u son

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