BAKIN NEWS SON from 701 fucklen HQ:

fucken CLO GIROO jus clap up a NEW CONTRACT teh CONTRAT UP hahahah so yeh now he a FYLER 4 LIEF cuz he liek yes YESSSSS I LIEK TEH FLERS bruh they way bettar then anny other PUSSAYASSY BICHASS TEMM

"YO im clod GIROOOOOOOOOO n i liek teh FYLERS n sum guddass fucken hotass fucken SWETTASS KIKNYASS SEX thas y i put a fucken BLINTFOLD ovver teh BREATIFUL eys of my BABBY YE" - clau giroooo

so annyway as he is fucken repesenttd by 701 SPROTS ANGENSY INCORPOROTED we now hav hs fucken PESS RELESSE:

(LEFF 2 RITE): SHEP TRUMBO, CLADUE GIROOOOO, GIL fucken THORPE son yeeee 701 SPROT AGENTS STAY TITE

 

OFFICALASS fucken FANCYASS 701 SPROT AGENSY PERSS RELEESE:

“YO SPROT IT UR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY CLOG GIROOOO hahahaha yo so the otther day i was fucken wakkin down BROD STRETT n gess who i run inta? YES U GOT IT fucken HALLY JOE OSMENT n i was liek MADD SCERRED teh SCARE UP cuz it liek shit THIS THE LIL BOY WHO C DEDD PEPLE N SHIT

"YO CLADU imm gon clap uuuuuuuuuuuuuuu hahahahahah YES U BETTAR SINE TAHT CONTRAT SON b4 u get CLAPT" - lil birchass HALLY JOLEL OSMEN

n aslo HE A FUCKEN ROBOOT n aslo HE CHILLIN OUT wit sum scerryass LINOS N ROBERT DOOVALL hahahah shiiiiiiiiitt. n he all liek “HELLO CLADUE GIROO r u scered of me rite now WELL U SHUD BE CUZ I AM A LIL MIGGET WHO C DEDD fucken BRAHS n LADDY BRAHS but it madd scerry cuz they liek GOSTS or sum shit n U CAN C HOW THEY DY”

SECEND HAND LIONS 4 rell son legit movvee but fucken HARVY JOE OSMENT A birch no jok

 

so yo i wuz all liek “HAHAHAH OK THIS IS SCERRY n i wann bang out ur moms fucken finass TONY COLLECT but lissen i cant eveen HANDLLE THIS SHIT TEH HANNLE up rite now this lil mutherfuckler cseein DEDD PEPLE n shit” so i fucken calt up my AGENTS SHEP TRUMBO n GIL THORPE n wuz liek

“YO BRUHS i jus fucken had a NER DETH ESPERIENCE n now im  fucken had a EPIFANY im all liek LIF IS 2 DSHORT son

"n yo anuther EPIFANNY i had wuz there aint nuttin liek sum GUDDASS fucken DUGGYSTILE wit TONY COLLECT ye" - cladu griooooo

u aint no wats gon happen 2moro U MITE GAT CLAP CLAPT by HALLY JOE OSMENT so i best be fucken SININ A CONRTAT wit HOMGREEN N LAVOLETTE n EDDY fucken JORDEN cuz they my tru BRAHS who darfted me SO IM STICKIN wit teh HRADESTCOR in the BUZNESS yeeeee”

n then SHEP N GIL liek “hahahahah ye son WE GON get u 3 YERS no prollem n fucken liek MADDGUDD N SWTTASS CONTRAT BONUSIS n thers gon be a STIPOLATION taht u r allowd 2 hav sex wit ANNY finass LAADDY who was in teh fucken AMERCAN PIE moovies hahahaha u no that MOOVIE where that fucken werdass BRAH aint ever gottn no swett PUSSSSSAY so he fuck a apple pie??””

YO its rell fucken fun 2 lubb up n put ur DICK in a PIE jus ask fucken AMERCAN PIE GUY n aslo cladu girooo say it will makk ur VORP incresse by 75

 

n i wuz all liek “yeeeeeee son YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hahahaha”

so yo IM A FUCKEN FYLER 4 lief BIRCHES this ur brah CLAU GRIOOOOO n i aint fucken NEVER LEEVIN 4 rell OLNY way thy takkin me outt a PHILEY is in a fucken BOX or if we got an AWY GAME hahahhaha YES PRAISE ALLAH”

nevvvvvvvvvver in CUFF son fucken NEVER IN CUFFS olny in a box outta this fucklen 701 SHIT 4 rell son

hahahaha ys thas rite GIROOOO praise ALLAH LUV U SON gudd CONTRAT TLAKS HI FIVE SON

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