"HOLLY SHIT i luv a gudd sex time wit SHEP N GIL now i fell liek a MILLIN BOCKS" -STERGER "OH WAHHHH NO im a lil birch HOW CUD I LOOSE YET ANUTHER FUCKEN FINASS LADDY 2 shep n gil THEY ALWAYS FUCKEN ALL my laddys oh no oh GOODDD WHYYYY SON" -FARVE

YO SPROT FANS hahahahaha how u ALL FUCKEN doin up in this BIRCH????? yes son u mite be sad bout teh PHILES N SHIT but lissen ME N SHEP were in the lockkerroom after GAM 6 n they wuz all MADD FUCKEN SADD n eevn RYN HOWARD wuz liek fucken cryin prettty hard n J WERTNTH wuz all liek “SHIT SONS IM OUT ILL MISS U ALL BRAHS YES GET SUM GUDDASS PUSSAY 4 me”

"FUCKIN SHIT SON whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ALLAH WHYYYYYY good taint DAM wat teh SHIT SON not even this fuckle FINASS BIRCH i kepp in teh LOKKER ROM can cheeer me up now YO SHEP N GIL YO BRAHS we all turnnin r EYE 2 u 4 sum GUDDASS CHEER" -RAYN HOWARD

n then all the infelders n pirchers n OUTFELDERS like “YO JASON WE GON MISS U n we gon fucken miss annyone else who aint gon be here ALL R FUCKEN FALLEN HOMMYS liek SCOTT AIR n PERDO FELEESE n also STEVEN fucken SMIT yes all r GUDD BRAHS”

n me n shep were just serveyin the SADASS SENE n fucken shep jump up no a CHAR n he liek

“YO PHILES N FUCKLEN OTHER PHILEY SPROTS JURNALISTS: r we fucken birchass BABBYBACK BIRCHES or r we fucklen MERN wit bigasss fucken SWINNIN DICKS??””

n erryone liek all quiet n SHIT n then me n shep lokk at each otther n we liek jus new: yes it tiem to fucklen REVEEL r NITE OF PLESURE N GUDDASS FUCKEN WIT JEN STERGAR n how we fucklen BRTET FARVE by fucken this BIRCH he want but she all liek “FUCK U I OLNY FUCKEN SHEP N GIL” hahahahaha YES REED IT SPROT FANS fucklen 701 EXCULSIVE YES BRAHS N LADDY BRAHS:

yo so ok it wuz a fucklen BEATIFUL SEPTEMMER EVENIN n the PHILES N NATE ROBINSON had jus clapt teh fucklen MALKINS the clap up.

"YO SPROT i wuz a guddass RELEEVER 4 teh PHILES THI YER hahaha rember me n ALSO I CAN DO MADDGUDD SLAM DUK" - nate broberson

so me n SHEP n ELANE SENFELD n JOHN EARL JONES n ANDER IGODALA n BILL CUSSBY n BOB SAGGOT n also BOB FROD guddass INQIRER sprot riter who we went 2 SPROT JOURNISM scool wit shep n gil

yeh SON DEVRY PRIDE BABBYS thaas were SHEP N GIL N BOB FORD lernt how to clap up this JURNISM GAM EYS

"4 RELL BRAHS MISS U lets garb sum fucken BREWS LATTER" - ford

n also fucken GIZELLE JONES or whooevr that fucken broad TOM BRADDY be fucken n also CLAD GIROO well we wuz all jus chillin eastin sum DIMONOS za wit EXXXXTRA CHEEZ YES n passin arount a fuckin FATT BLUNT YES SON hahaha yes. so yo we jus SHOTTIN the SHIT the fucken SHIT UP u no watever watever wen fucklen BILL CUSSBY say:

CUSSBY: “HAHAHA YO SHEP N GIL rember wen me n u brahs usta rail out madd HOTTASS BIRCHES bakk in teh DAY cuz id fucken RELL EM IN wit my STADUP id be all liek YO BILL SO FUCKEN GRATE he give us teh CHOCOLATE CAKK akaka MY BIGASS DICK then u hit em wit teh TRU FUCKEN PHILEY PWOER then we do FOURSUMS??”

"YO BOB FORD i luv u son cuz we both PHILEY but dont fuck up teh ROTATON" _ BILL CUSBY

SHEP N GIL: “hahaha yes son THAT WUZ CRAZZY now we jus bangin out ELANE SENFELD mistly these fucken DAYS”

ELANE SENFELD: “hahahah oh yes THEY R 4 fucken RELL i aint even lefft 701 HQ in liek 8 month i jus liekin the 701 TIP u no gettin my fuckin FUCK ON wit SHEP n GIl wile we watch SENFELD RERUNS”

BOB SAGGOT N ANDE IGODALA: “yo brahs that sonds pretty fucken COLO hahaha”

JOHN EARL JONES: “yo son fucken PASS THAT SHIT son this is good weed convo n all BUT FUCKLEN PASS THAT SHIT OK hahahah”

BOB FROSD: “yo son jus do a moofasa impressin rell quik”

JEJ: “k haha k YO SIMBBA ONE DAY UR GON HAV ALL THIS FUCKLEN LEND N THEN U GONNA HAV MADD GUDDASS LION SEX WIT NALA YES fucken hottass LIONESS”

"FUCK NOW SHE TOTLLY GON NO I HAV A BONNER" -simba bout to get his LION FUCK ON

ALL: “laffter, APPLAOSE”

GISELLE BRNETLY or watever the fuck: “MMM HELLO U STUPID AMERCANS have u evver fucken had mmmm HOW DO U AMERICENS SAY oh yes teh SEX wit mmmm HOW DO U SAY oh yes oh yes JENN STERGER?”

SHEP N GIL: “NO WHO IS SHE”

GISELE BUNKLEY: “MMM she is HOW DO U SAY a fucken REPORTE ON THE SIDELINE of AMERCAN FOOTBALL GAMS yes yes heheheh yes  SHE HAS VERY NICE mmm how do u say TITS n how do u say OH YEH FUCKEN SEXY ASS”

fucklen FRNECHASS BIRCH thinkin teh 701 aint gon fuck JEN STERGEN hahahaha yo WE FUCK ERRY BROAD THER IS yes son WE SHEP N GIL SON

SHEP N GIL: “NO WAT IS HER NUMMBER”

GIZELLE: “i will not give u teh NUMMER of her how do u say CELLELER FONE hahahah n u havv til 12 O CLOKK MIDNITE 2 fuck her YES HAHHAAHAHAHAHA IM A FUCKLEN CRAPES EASTIN FRENCHY hhahaha oh yes THE EFFEL TWOER IS FUCKEN COOL oh yeh im a fucken FRENCMAN liek MEG RYAN”

JOHN JAMES JAMES: “YO SON i tapt that teh TAP UP b4 HERES HER NUMMER hit her up hahahaha yes it got it rite here in teh fucklen BOKK that gott BILLY COKKED”

SHEP N GILL: “SWEET SON thank u JAMES”

so lissen rite quikk we both tokk pics of r DICKS n sent them 2 JEN STERGER n we liek “YO u prolly herd of us b4 we THE HRADESTCORE BLOGGERS arond n yeh heres A PIX MESSEGE of r dicks” n yeh OF CORSE WE WUZ WERRIN CROC SHOES cuz fucklen CROC sponsers 701 LEVEL n they always givvin us FREE GUDDASS SWAEG yes n they COSTOMIZED cuz mine says “GIL THORPE” n sheps say “SHEP TRUMBO”

OFFICAL FUCKEN FOTTWARE 4 FUCKING BROADS 4 teh 701 yes BUY THEM AT UR LOCCAL WALMORT

"HOLLY FUCKLEN TIT SHEP N GIL u acciantly sent it 2 ME 2 n yo NO HOMO but holly shit these liek FUCKEN HUGE YES hahaha shit son wuuuuuuuuuuutttttt???"" - JOH N EARL JONES

yeh so like IMMEDITLEY she text bakk liek “HOLLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS MONENT wud never comm i been dremmin bout FUCKIN U since fucklen liek 7 YERS AGO n yes fucken BRET FARVE got a lil fucken NEDDLEDICK but u got teh GUDDS so comm over”

so we drive up 2 (ADDERESS REMOVT teh fucklen REMOVE UP cuz we dont want other BRAHS tryna tapp r newBIRCH) n u no watever we liek “SUP” n she liek “SUP” n then yesss u fucken gesst it WE FUCKEN DUBBLE TEMED HER on a fucklen ADDAMS FAMLY THEME PINEBALL MASHINE hahahahahaha holly shit TOP SCORE SON YES

hers a PIC OF GIL pre pineball tabble FUCKING hahahaha ye son GETTIN MY TOP SCORE ON YES

n as we doin it shep call up fucken JIZELLE BRALEY on his nokkia n we dont even say SHIT all she herr is JENN STERGEN goin “HOLLY SHITTTTT SON U fucken me so GUDD LIEK I NEW U WUD HAHAHAHAHAHAH YE” n YES WE WORRE R CROX the hole tiem CUZ PART OF TEH CONTRAT is wen we fuck anny laddys AFFILITED wit teh NFL we gott be WERRIN R CROCS n yeh then she madd us a METTBALL SNACK n yeh u no that teh one thing SHEP n GIL luv as much as fucken SEX TIME N SPROTS TIEM is fucken SNACKK TIME so we clap up sum METTBALLS then go 4 SECONTS

YO STERGER makks maddguddass METTBALLS she even put those fucklen cool lil SORDS in em so therefor they madd fucken FUN 2 EAT

n this time we tokk a PIZ MESSEG N sent it to brett FARVE n he sent bakk a text all liek “WAAAAAAAH BOOHOO BOHH IM LIL BABBY BRET all i want wuz sum PUSSAY but GODDAMN fucken SHEP N GIL beat me AGIN wahhhhh Y DO U ALWAY TORTORE ME SHEP N GIL waahahhhhhh U JUS 2 GUDD” n we liek “YEH SON THAS RITE” then we fucken DID R THING a lil bit more n teh fucklen PINEBALL mcshine brokk so we all liek “FUCK THIS” n bounced out

YEH HAHAHAH THAS HOW GISSELLE BRUNGUNDY got clapt teh CLAP UP n therfore TOM BRADDY also got clapt up n fucklen BRETT FARVE DID 2 n we fuck his WIFE 2 so he a COCKOLD n yeh we fuckt JENN STERGER 2 n she fedd us mettballs THE FEED UP n had gudd snakktime n

EXCULSIVE FUCKEN PITURE of BOB SAGGOT at 701 HQ hahahaha ye he chillen teh CHILL UP wit SHEP N GIL on teh REG yes eastin CHEETOS livin liek KING shits marvolous son MARVOLOUS

oh yeh we smoke a bowl wit BILL CUSSBY n BOB SAGGOT n all them guddass BRAHS hahahah yeh madd funn nite so thats how it went

n yo affer we finish this TAIL all the PHILEYS r liek standin up n cryin n jus CLAPPIN SO HARD n they were pumpt the fucken PUMP UP n they liek “SHEP N GIL that wuz maddass INSPIARIN now we gon clap up ERRYONE in 2011 thank u son WE LUV U BOTH HAHAHAHAHA now PUSSAY TIME AGIN”

"HOLLY SHIT SHEP N GIL hahahahaha u have fucken INSPIARED us yes thru the pwoer of ALLAH n ur BEATIFUL WORDS n yes R FAVRITE PART OF teh sorty is wen u brahs got ur fucken Ds wet on a PINEBALL MECHINE HAHAH YES we gon clap up MLB in 2011 no fucken JOEK" - all the philes

 

PRASE ALLAH

GO PHILES 2011 BABBYS yes we fucken GOT THIS YES dont stop havvin them HI FUCKLEN HEPES.

FUCK THE GINATS.

LUV U ALL BRAHS N LADDY BRUHS

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