yo SPROT FANS wat up BRAH gil got sum gudd NEWS ur fav fucjin FIRST BASEMAN RYAN HOWAR is def  in a gudd STATE OF MIND now cuz gess THE FUCK WAT: he n the gy who has the MOST HOME RUN EVER AKAK BARRY FUCKIN BONDS clapp up sum gudd ass VELL PARMISIAIN in CALI for a guddass LUNCHEON son

mmmmm LOKK TATY liek a nice PEECE OF ELLIOS amost that DFUCKIN GUDD

so yeh his VORP is gonn be about a THOUSNAT now n so will his fuckin BABBIP. gil wuz on teh scene wit his trusty TAP RECORDER n u no this n this is wat BAFRY sed to RYAN:

“YO SON u the TIT alreddy but lissen this my SECERT rite her ERRY DAY back wen i was clappin up the BABSELL i ate sum of this VEL PARMIGIN n dude it liek make ME FEEL MAD FUCKIN STONG liek I CUD FUCK EVEY FUckin sexyass LADDY in teh WORD n also hit babsells.”

then ryan liek “OH TIT dude i alreddy mackin hard on MAD BIRCH BRUH liek sexyass EGLES CHERLEADER n also SIXER CHERLEADER n also fuckin REEANNA u no that BIRCHASS MATT KEMP don even NO SON”

then BARRY LIEK”hehehe rell NICE BRAH thas how u do it now GO FUCKIN CLAP UP THE WORDL affer ettin this VEEL PRAM this is who u gon CLAP UP:: PRINC FIELDMAN N ALBER PUJOLS N A ROD AKAKA FUCKIN DICK ROD N ALSO MIKE PAZZA N ALSO DERK JETERT N ALSO even fuckin FRINK THOMAS n also FUCKIN PAU KONKO n then fckin eveen MARMY RAMIEX n also BIG POPPI n also even fuckin BANY fuckin RUT”

yeh watch urslef u babbyback BIRCH

n RYHO liek ” YEAH son i gon clap up BABSELL liek SHEP N GIL CLAP UP teh BLOG GAM” n gil liek “HOLL SHIT!” n thas how WE NO FUCKIN NO RYAN HJOWARD is a 701 FAN thas HRADST CORE PRAISE FUCKI ALLAH

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