GOOD MORNOIO SPROT FANS yo so the EAGLE got a brandf fuckin new STRENTH N CONTIONINOING COACH his name BARRY RUBEN wat up BARRY

yo HOLLY SHIT y the fuck dint ANDY RED think of tis BEFORE u shud OLNY hire a fuckin STRNEG N CONDTIONMING COCH if he able to CLAP A FUCKING SHARK teh CLAP UP cuz that how u no if he STRONG obvi h e aint no PUSSYASSBIRCHASSWIMPASS BIRCH this guy STRON cuz he kilt a SHARK n yo im goin to LEHIH for rell now ciuz one of BARY RUBINS TRAINING THING is he make EAGLES CLAP UP A SHRK n that maks snse cuz BNIRDS hav wings and shark fuckoin DONT so yall no who gon win TAT FIGHT RITE her the anweers E A G E S the fuckin eagles

gudd to her brah u no BARRY SANDER he was petty gudd but not an EAGLE SO WAIT ACTUALLY no he fuckin SUCK DICK so yeh okoay. but lissen lotta pepple worriyin cuz thes ENGLES MAD YOUNG son but u wanna no sumthin AGE DONT MATTER NO MORE it all bout how fuckin STRONG u r son cuz even if u EIHTY YERS OLD but iu can do MAD SQUAT u shud prolly be on the EGLES son cuz u better be strong son THAS WAT FOOTBALL LIEK its leik if u comm to the 701 HQ tryna fuck U BEST HAVE LOTTA STAMNA LADDIES n oh yeh u better liek fuckin MOZZRELLA STICKS too cuz they our FUCK FOOD> but anyway this dude do OLYMPIC SHIT liek PUSHUP N SQAT N STUP i mean SIT UPS anm LIFTIN n BENCH PRESSING n so lissen they gonn wanna PLAY EIGHT QUARTERS theyll be liek YO REF FUCK U BRUH

yo BRUH of course SHEP N GIL put all tat GRANISH n GREN SHIT on our mozrella STIX u no we BALLER n also the LADDIES LIEK IT

this gam aint over we wanna KEPP CLAPPIN UP THE COWFUCK n he be liek nah BRAH they alreddy amost DEAD n they liek YEAAH $ 4RELL son but anyway KYLE KOBB n STACY ANDREQWS N DJAX N JERMEY MACLIN N MIKE VICK N DAVE AKKERS n the WHOLE FUCKION GANG gon be mad STRONG is gil point thas the POWER OF BARRY RUBEN praise ALLAH my brethren SPROT FANS PRAISE ALLAH

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