yo spros FANS GIL HER to tell ya sum more about the lastset fuckin PHILLY PEHNOM AKA FUTURE FAEC OF THE FRANCHISE wanna no his nam yah u prolly rember him AS JESSE MOTHERFUCKING BIDDLE. u may recall last time i tole u his VORP WAS THIRTY

yo brHS couldnt find a pic of BUDDLE agan but heres RITA BIDDLE think its his moms and heres the thing SHES GOOD AS FUCK at playin with DOGS n shit

well guess what SPROTS FANS time to triple that number cuz GUEESS THE FUCK WAT in the HIGLY TOUTED rematrch of the 20009 WORD SERIES JESSE BUDDDLE and the GULF COAT LEAGUE PHILES fuckin NO HIT THE GLUF COAT LEAGUE YANKKEE in all three innins JESSE PITCHE. so yeah  u heard rite sprots fans and u thought EDWIN JACKON was good las nite but for real the RAYS HAVE GOTTEN NO HIT like THREE COCKSUCJKIN times in the past yer or 2 and TWO OF THEM GAMS WERE PREFECT SON>>>> so obviously shits easy but u ever hear OF SOMONE FUCKING NO HITTIN THE YANKEEES naw son not normally but u dont normally hear bout somone as fuckin TITS ON GOOD like jesse bibble and his SICKASS FATSBALL AND CHANGEUP AND SLUDDER. maybe eve n got a GYROBALL who the fuck knows. so yeah if u dont know math too good followl GIL CLOSELY rite now: he alreddy been proved to have A VORP OF THIRTY which is like fuckin at least TWENY SEVEN better than STEPEN STARSBURG and then u factlr in these THREE NO HTI INNINGS so triple that SHIT jus like i said so 3 tyimes fuckin 30 is NINTY u beleeve a VORP LIKE THAT SON????/

this gon be BUDDLE in 2035 BET ON IT SON and tak that SHIT TO TEH BANMK and tell em GIL SENT YA

i never seeen shit like that in my LIF so yall bettter fuckin save up your VACATOIN days or whatever the FUJK cuz me n SHERP r leadin a trip to COOOPERTOWN in like the year 2035 when our BOY BIDDLE GONN FINLLY BE ENSHRINED WHERE HE BELONG

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