ROY we want you CHIEF and PSROTS fans dont he look LIKE A BADASS philly gonna LOVE DIS DUED

YO SPRTS fans good phils game right I MEAN when your BIG FUCKING BOPPERS SMACK A fwe outt the PARK you know its good expecially when COLE HAMELA looks like your A NUMBER FUKCING ONE ACE AGAIN i mean HALLADAY AND HAMELE AND YOU DONT even gotta PRAY for rain cuz BLANTON AND MOYER AND KENDRICK AND HAPP rock uot with their FDUCKING STARTING DICKS out tenty four seven. but yo that game SUMMRY is a GOOD SEGWAY into my article cuz guess whos on the trade makret now you wanna know IM NOT SUTRE IF YOU WANNA KNOW I CNAT FUCKIN HEAR YOU alright I SEE you wanna know so hear it is SPROT FAMNS::: ROY OSWALT of tje HOUSTON atros demanded a trade althoug thw BIG GUYS in chargr of ATSROS say he just politiely talked about it BUT FCKIU thTA you philly SPROETS FANS know that ewhere theres SMOKE there s FIRE so he wants to get the FUCK outta DOcdge. dudes like 2 ND 6 with a 2.6 ERA so obviously he AINT gettin any support biy WANTS TO WIN some gAMRES cuz thats how you get th PUSSY cuz BROADS dont know about ERA and VORP and all dat shit they just wanna HeAR about WINS who can cblame them. so yo lets start a fucking GOOD OLD FASHIONED 701 LEVEL laetter coampaign and send in your emails and TWEETS and letters and POSTCARDS to RUBEN AMERO and say YO WE need this mothercuker have the BETS ROTATION in thr game this SHIT WOULD be better than CARLTON AND SCHILLING AND ROBERTTS AND BBUNNING ALL IN THEIR prime you hear me SPOTS FANS this is NO JOKE> but yurre sayin how GIL we dont wanna trade DOM BROWN and IM SAYin to you yeah ME N SHEP eaither and heres the secret YOU DONT HAVE TO. aLRIGHT  so listen up remember thos SCRUBS we got from the MARNERS for CILFF lee okay well flip those guys to HOUSTONM and tell DRAYTON MCCLANE AND ED WADE take that shit yo they GOOD WENOUGH FOR cliff lee then they GOOD ENOUGH for ROY OSWALT and BESIDES you motherfuckers whave stollen enough of our BOYS already like JASON MICHAEL S AND BRETT MYERS AND PERDPO FELIZ andf listen up WE MISS RHOSE FUCKIN GUIYS

YO ALL OF US iINCLudin g this FUCKING KIOD MISS J MIKE so throw us AFCUKING BONE WADE YOU SHIT

so the leAST you can do is give us ROY THE BOY OSWALT YOU feel ME PHILADELHIA HOLLA IF YOU HEAR ME

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